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Missouri Mud Slinger

When your raw dogging your step sis's butt and upon pulling out you helicopter your dick, slinging Sunday's processed supper all around the room
Omg after sunday lasagna supper , i cant believe my brother gave me a missouri mud slinger , now i have lasagna flavored poop on my walls
by Mule3535 November 18, 2021
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Miami Mud Slinger

A person that would pre-crap the bed before having sex, loves the smell of turds
John: I just don't trust that guy

Keith: He looks like a Miami Mud Slinger

John: Well he sure ain't going to date my mom
by drcrawfishnoodle April 18, 2011
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Michigan Mud Slinger

When you’re hitting a girl from behind doing anal, push her down, pull your cock out fast and fecal matter flings up her back.
I fucked my wife last night with a lovely Michigan Mud Slinger.
by Girth_Lord69 September 12, 2025
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maricopa mudslinger

When you proceed to shit in someone else's dishwasher, and if your not in Arizona you have to turn the heat on in the house, and then you run tthe dishwasher!!! Creating a musty feceies concoction!! Yep!
What happened man?

Bro, someone maricopa mudslinger the shit out of your dishwasher!!!

Whats that mean?

They took a dump in your dishwashwer and ran it!

Damn, i got slunged!!!
by Dustin R. June 20, 2008
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mudslanger

A redneck who frequently
-Blows all of their savings on overpriced four wheel-drive Ford, Dodge, or Ram trucks
-Marry women who are 305+ lbs
-Leave school after the third grade to help "Pap" on the farm
-Get fired from what could have been a steady job
-Drink so much moonshine that they wake up a week later in the oval office
-Value hunting skill over any degree or diploma
-Attends white supremacist meetings
John: "Did you hear that Buck is completely broke after he spent all of his money on his wedding with that 400 pound blob he calls his wife"
Mark: "Yea, I also heard that he took out a loan from the bank so that he can pay off his $75,000 Ford F750 supercharged custom"
John: "Yea. Buck's a real mudslanger"
by jawga-boy November 14, 2013
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crocodile mudslinger

When a girl bites down on you nutsack and causes you to erupt an explosive soupy shit on her face.
That nigger must have gotten a crocodile mudslinger last night cause he be stinkin'.
by Curtis E Bearr January 2, 2009
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California Mudslinger

During intercourse when a man relives his bowels in a woman's vagina, she then attempts to hold in the fecal matter as long as possible in till it splatters out over the mans chest.
Hey Eddie do you want to watch me get a California Mudslinger from Kim tonight?

Hell yeah dude my chest still reeks from the one Lucy gave me last night.
by bendovermeyers March 23, 2011
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