Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

the best show to ever exist ❤️💜💙🧡

me: have you heard of rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles?
intellectual: yeah it’s the best show to ever exist

by JoeMama02 May 19, 2020

Mutate my member!

Give me an erection!

Then I said to Wonda Wonderpig, mutate my member!

by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016

Murtaugh List

A list made famous from the TV show "How I Met Your Mother" inspired by Danny Glover's charater Roger Murtaugh in the movie series "Lethal Weapon."

Murtaugh's catch phrase in these movies was "I'm too old for this shit"

Putting something on the Murtaugh List acknowledges that as you grow up, there's stuff you just can no longer do that you did in your youth.

I can no longer pull an all-nighter. It's on my Murtaugh List.

BARNIE: "Hey Ted, want to dye your hair a funny color and attend a rave?"
TED: "No Barney, I can't. It's on my Murtaugh List"

by MattyBeatz March 30, 2009

Mutant Mile

A stretch of road officially named "Shirley High Street" of which the local inhabitants look like there from out of this world.

'Just heard a women hysterically crying in a phone box....typical day on the Mutant Mile then!'

by ShirleyGirl July 31, 2012

mutant love

When two individuals, get together and both are completely the opposite ends of the spectrum on looks and attractiveness that they mold together their uneven curves, face, body and mutate and kiss and love each other. To the eyes of any viewer, they come to the scorned conclusion that what they see is but a mass of mutating love.

Example: A fat white albino guy 300lbs+ Dating a skinny anorexic alcoholic native guy/chick and they make out on the transit!

Viewer: "Oh gawd tom, look over there.. its mutant love! They are sharing their impoverished genes!"

Tom: "I see what you mean bill, maybe they will spawn an albino native child who drinks mayo flavored alcohol without any shame!"

by RandomSociopath101 January 10, 2016

Mautans

A bunch of 'Mean Girls' wannabes that wears pink, owns a fucking burn book, and always say sksksk in every fucking sentence. They also have matching shirts, and spills wine instead of tea because they are 'classy as fuck'. They are also a group of people who wanted to sabotage prom, so they're not that bad at least.

I can hear the noise of Mautans whining over ice-skating because it might ruin their feat, damn.

by heyimvii August 25, 2019

mutant beach

A spillway in Bradford Pennsylvania where the welfare recipients go swim.

You can tell its summer has arrived Bradford, when all the wellies are swimming at Mutant Beach!

by Skippalicious May 4, 2020