Mr. B.

Noun, Person.

-Formely long haired individual with slight Neo-Nazi based tendencies. Has an incredibly complex outlook on life, although sometimes somewhat dark and demented, he does have a sunny disposition. Philosophical, warrior-like, protective, and trustworthy to the grave.

-Also adept at several different forms of science resulting in mixed results that range from crotch burns and other bodily injuries to jail time, as well as adept at several different types of firearms handling.

-Noticable in public due to the iconic cigar and bulge in back pocket which is a flask.

Mr. B. once downed 2 bottles of Captain Morgan, 3 beers, and a large amount of Bacardi belongin to a friend, fell unconcious for 10-15 minutes, and awoke to due nuclear physics, resulting in a nuclear device."

by The One, The True, Mr. B. April 4, 2009

Mr. B

Someone who is attracted to children, a pedophile. They will touch you weirdly, and say vague sexual phrases to you.

Jim: Oh hey John *Puts hand on arm seductively*
John: Hey stop being a Mr. B

by Indecisive December 7, 2016

Mr. B Lo-gan man

A half man half chicken, with legs like drumsticks. Often leads with belly button and has chode legs.

Jarred; Yo is that a Mr. B Lo-gan man?
Mitch: Well he looks like a fucking chicken

by Chickenhunter June 4, 2018

Mr. B

The biggest bird

(and a middle school math teacher)

he’s the biggest bird
WE LOVE YOU MR. B!!!!!!!!

by xXwhenimechainthesumaXx March 6, 2023

Mr. B

only the sexiest man alive or dead. anyone named Mr. B is easily a god amongst mortals. we should all be humbled by his presence. he is the most powerful entity of infinite beauty within the unending cosmos that is this realm. you should totally do what he says. Art teachers named Mr. B especially, he'll destroy you otherwise

Mr. B told us to draw the definition of "magnificence", so obviously i drew him.

by OnlyTheBiggestBoy October 4, 2018

Mr. B

A tall ginger who likes to teach Math, and gives us homework every day.

Moria "Mr. B!!!!!!!!"

by SleepyKitty2021 March 22, 2019

Mr Big

Opposite of Mr Small, often refering to a male's genial size.

- He is Mr Big.
- He wasn't Mr Small if ya get my drift.

by Stian October 5, 2005