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Mouthful of Marcus

A sexual act where the male ejaculates into the mouth of his partner, and then the partner blows the sperm into the rectum of the male.
Guy 1 "I want a creampie from that girl"
Guy 2 "How is that possible?"
Guy 1 "I don't know"
Guy 2 "Wait...I got it"
Guy 1 "That's one of the most horrible things I've ever heard...let's name it Mouthful of Marcus"
by PirateJesus September 23, 2010
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Mouthful of Cookies

A feeling that one possesses when so sexually frustrated that they become desperate for sex, and any opportunity for coitus is a go, so much that person may start to creep (even though they normally wouldn't).

First used in Kansas City in 2010 at the Riot Room to describe a woman extremely intoxicated who was creeping on any man who would give her attention. The quote has roots in the first track off of Ryan Adams' album Heartbreaker titled (Argument with David Rawlings Concerning Morrisey)
Ex. 1:

Dude 1 "Dude, did you see Amy last night? She was eyein the room looking for any dude who would let her ride. She ended up pilin' on Squeak!"

The 2nd Dude: "I know man, she had a mouthful of cookies!"

Ex. 2:

Dudette 1: " That guy keeps checkin me out, do you think he's a creep?"

Dudette 2: "He been up downing every girl in this bar! He's got quite the mouthful of cookies."
by 500 Year Flood July 5, 2010
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Mouthful of Pennies

Performing cunnilingus on a female during menstruation.
Yo, homegirl didn't tell me it was a full moon—I got a mouthful of pennies!
by TheTunaEye March 27, 2013
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mouthful of Peeta

The act of giving a sad blow job that neither person truly wants. I.e. when you take in all of Peeta Malark's flaccid penis during the Hunger Games.
Awwww, that girl got a mouthful of peeta!
by Aro999 June 1, 2017
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Mouthful of bees

To have a muffled quality to your voice caused by an underlying reverberating resonance.
His voice sounds like Sylvester Stallone with a mouthful of bees.
by Ewizobeth May 26, 2018
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Mouthful of chili

When a girl gives a guy head after he had just had vaginal sex with her while she was on her period, and his penis is covered in dried period blood.
"Do you want a mouthful of chili?"
by Potato Greene October 21, 2022
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Miami Mouthful

Having a girl put both of your testicles in her mouth at the same time.
This girl was shit at sucking dick... But when she got a Miami Mouthful,.. that shit was on!
by BWD April 23, 2013
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