mourinhosexuals

The online fans of Portuguese football coach José Mourinho who defend him regardless of his downward career trajectory and ultra-defensive football. Mourinhosexuals are attracted to José Mourinho without fully understanding why and project this sexual confusion by repeatedly sharing photos and memes on social networks in defense of their idol. They will also engage in co-ordinated online attacks on journalists and bloggers who dare criticise their king.

"See Jose fans behaving like their god in the comment session. These Mourinhosexuals are completely hopeless"

by ziggybeatbox3 June 1, 2023

Morino

a guy who grew up in NJ lives in PA but mysteriously has a Brooklyn accent and a pencil mustache AKA Pocono Pedro.

Marty got herself a Morino and won't let go.

by p3krew July 14, 2009

Do a Mourinho

Creating a situation so untenable at a club that showing you the door with a fat cheque and no handcuff clauses about your future suddenly becomes the only sensible option.

Pochettino is in a position where he could do a Mourinho but he probably wouldn't want to due to its loyalty to Spurs

by Ranszy October 17, 2019

mourinho

Real Madrid's actual coach.
Calls himself the special one. He is indeed specialy arrogant.

1. Mourinho: "Porqué?"

2. Mourinho: "Es um campo de batatas"

by hurrrrrdurrrrr February 8, 2012

mourinho

a person who is a hyprocrite

"Don't be a mourinho lad"

by kpboyzz December 13, 2017

maurino

Maurino is an Italien name. Once a boy is called „maurino“ run… because he will probably steal your girlfriend. He is always in the right and he knows everything. Maurino pulls Bitches like its nothing and makes them go crazy. He will treat you like a queen once you are in a relationship, but if Not he will treat you like shit. Maurino will give you the best orgasms you will ever recieve.

Maurino is a pussydestroyer

by DeinCrushMau June 18, 2022

Mourinho

A very stupid manager that can't lead Manchester United to win the Premier League.

Person 1: This manager is shit!
Person 2: I know he is such a Mourinho!
Person 3: Jose's bus has lost again, lost again, lost again!

by Walter Samuel January 8, 2019