Mountain Tab

Having "intimate relations" or "doing the horizontal mambo" with a women of the round body type.

Or Porking a fatty.

Hermie woke up naked next to a 350 pound, 4 foot 3 inch blimp. He earned his mountain tab!

by Jar-El June 1, 2014

Mountain Chicken

The weirdest fucking name for a frog I’ve ever heard of, look it up if you don’t believe me

Oh, hey, Jimmy! I saw a mountain chicken the other day!

Jimmy: Oh, that fucking frog?

by Sypherlid1 February 3, 2018

Mountain don’t

Store brand Mountain Dew knock offs or Mello Yello (which is made by coke as their competition.)
Some are great, some are just ok, some are quite terrible and taste like straight up sugar water with no fizz or citrus flavor (shasta moon mist, aka mountain doo-doo).

For $5.99 I can get a 12 pack of Mountain Dew, but for $2.75 I can get a 12 pack of mountain don’t. If it turns out to be mountain doo-doo, I won’t be too disappointed because it was only $2.75 for a 12er, I just won’t buy it again.

by A WHITE GUY January 27, 2019

Feekers Mountain

A magical mystical place to go feeking in Cavan

I'm chrishin on up to feekers mountain subla

by Jack Keyes May 28, 2011

Mountain Dew Red

(Squip) repellent.

(Michael Mell) saved everyone from the Squip using Mountain Dew Red.

by TheMusicalTrash January 27, 2018

rocky mountain bow tie

a safe-sex practice in which a condom is worn with an additional condom pulled over each testicle, with the two loose ends of the testicle condoms tied over top of the penis in a bow.

Used originally by Canadian males as an extra precaution against skin-to-skin contact STI when engaging in sexual relations with the promiscuous women of Canada's Rocky Mountain ski resorts.

ski-bum 1: Bro where did you end up last night?

ski-bum 2: I hooked up with some Australian skank, I was wasted.

ski-bum 1: Oh man, hope you rocky mountain bow tied that shit!

by aleksu November 26, 2010

Desert mountain high school

Drugs, rich bitches, and shitty sports teams.

If you want a low self esteem and an STD, you should go to desert mountain high school.

by Ucanthankmel8r January 9, 2019