Mountain Man Breakfast

When you wake up in the mountains and swallow cum first thing in the morning.
These pancakes look dank but I really need a Mountain Man Breakfast right now.
by JohnCaleLovesYou October 16, 2021
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Smokey Mountain Man

Often used as a compliment for smoking hot men who are into hiking and the outdoors. They often have a beard and/or are growing one. They may have a dad bod or be super buff. These men are the best and if you can find yourself a smokey mountain man you are golden for the rest of your life.
My boyfriend is a smokey mountain man. He has no idea what it means.
by smokemountain12 December 14, 2022
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To drive your car on a mountain man's highway, disregarding other people around you and taking up more then one driving lane. Another term, that is used in jersey- Riding Dirty.
Erik continued to do his mountain man tactical driving while it snowed.
by Tony Gwags December 06, 2010
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Asian Mountain Man Surprise

When you get a hot girl to have sex with you only to find a Mountain Man Suprise also known as having a massive amount of pubic hair similar to a beard, and she has a small penis hidden within the hair.
Guy 1: Dude, I took this chick home from the bar last night and guess what, fucking Asian Mountain Man Surprise!

Guy 2: Fucking gross what did you do?

Guy 1: What do you mean?

Guy 2: Uhh....?
by Perplexing Enigma March 25, 2011
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Man Mountain

A man who's tall and well built and towers above all others.
Often referred to as a MM.
Any hotties?

Yeah, you can't miss that Man Mountain at the bar ... HOT

Cross fingers, I'll be mounting him later on
by hayles3121 July 25, 2009
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mountain dew man

He is a lit dude always got the Mountain Dew to give out and share and he does anything for that dew anencephaly is famous
by Take it January 28, 2018
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slutty mountain man

slutty mountain man stands for a certain kind of style particularly seen in men and is essentially a positive description. It describes a mixture of baggy street style often combined with hats, Carhartt clothing pieces f.e., and pieces typically snowboarders would wear.
"Everyday I cry knowing that a carhartt jacket will never fit me the way it does a slutty mountain man."
"He is so my type, he is a slutty mountain man"
by ari1004 November 18, 2023
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