[your mothers an astronaut]

'astronaut' = his mom was a spaced-out junkie/druggie so the guy or girl was born of a polluted womb, therefore being all f***ed/messed up.

Made famous, however not originated by, the movie "White Men Can't Jump."

~"If you could count you'd be an astronaut"
-"Hey Gary "your mothers an astronaut"
~"Leave my momma outta this"
-"Me sayin your mothers an astronaut is just another way of sayin' your all f***ed up"

by pablo mastroeni December 20, 2008

mothers against hard rock

(MAHR) A rumored group that works to outlaw rock music groups such as The Used and My Chemical Romance. There is no known website for the organization, but if it exists, it poses no real threat to the hard rock genre or the music industry.

I heard there were over 4,000 names on the petition for Mothers Against Hard Rock.

by everlong June 1, 2006

mothersucker

A non-obscene version of motherfucker. Good for situations where swearing is a bad idea.

oh mothersucker! can't believe I just lost!

by UM North Quad September 1, 2010

Mothershit

(Vulgar) Another word for motherfuck used as intesifier use

This is so bad mothershit asshole guy

by Kage Maro 2008 April 7, 2015

mothers' meeting

Pointless natter about nothing in particular

Nothing got done as the sales department were having a mothers' meeting

by Rob Sedgwick January 14, 2009

mothers cunt

The worst insult that can be given when angry with anyone particular person.

Fuck off you mothers cunt.

by Frostie Dan September 7, 2006

fub mothers

a Hoob term used when describing a hang out, or getting drunk

Trevor: "what are we doing this weekend?"
Matt: "I think we're gonna fub mothers at Alec's crib."

by gibbonhoob September 9, 2014