motarded

Adj./Mil A combination of "motivated" and "retarded". So motivated that the individual looses common sense and does dangerous or outright stupid things, or follows protocol to the point that the individual fails to achive things. IE, the individual is so motivated that they are retarded.

Person 1: "Alex ran out into the open at a Machine Gun Nest to try and shoot the crew"
Person 2:"Well, we've always known he was motarded, but I admit that brings it to new heights."

motarded by Dab Brill June 2, 2005

McTarded 

A McTarded person is someone who can't get a real job, and are so retarded that they end up in the fast food business for the rest of their lives.

Wow, that guy failed every school subject. He's so McTarded.

McTarded by CBIwolfe September 5, 2006

mowtarded 

When you do a bad job of cutting a lawn, it looks mowtarded.

"Hey man, your lawn looks mowtarded"

mowtarded by data66 August 4, 2007

Montarded 

Someone who is retarded only on Monday.

Mitch is seriously montarded.

Montarded by chad2009 February 9, 2009

mottarded 

A marine that shows EXTREME enthusiasim in everything he does and is the poster child of how a marine should act.

theisen is so mottarded dude, he makes us look bad!

mottarded by okinawanMotard April 2, 2010

Rentally Metarded

Someone who is stupid, and who doesn't think before they act/speak. Spoonerism of "mentally retarded," and has come to mean someone who isn't retarded, but acts like it.

Dang, that kid just forgot his shoes. He's rentally metarded.

Rentally Metarded by Jizzle B. January 12, 2006

mostarded 

adj. - the furthest degree of retardation.

Some of your ideas are plain dumb, but that has to be the mostarded thing you've ever said.

mostarded by JP November 8, 2003