mossed

when someone catches an object over another person usually when they both attempt to catch it

Shut up yall both tried to catch it u got mossed.

by the wise master December 14, 2010

Bos mossel

Bos mossel is afrikaans slang and refers to the female vigina .
The word devided in to two parts. "Bos" is afrikaans for "bush" and "mossel" afrikaans for mussel thar is a sea creature with a shell.

That lady just just bent over and you could see her bos mossel.

That dude's face looks like a bosmossel

by African soulman October 1, 2008

Moosemas

MOOSEMAS is floating winter holiday meant as a non-religious substitute for Christmas, Hanukkah, and other seasonal holidays popularized by Orthodox Consumerism.

Moosemas was begun in the 1980s by Discordians, and can be celebrated as either a pagan or secular holiday, depending on the audience. Like most Discordian traditions, it's a bit hard to tell how seriously people take this holiday.

On MOOSEMAS, everybody gets together to eat chocolate mousse, drink moosemosas, stand under the moosletoe, yell MOOSLETOV!, and otherwise moose out.

Costumes and gift giving are optional.

Merry Moosemas!

by Cramulus December 1, 2010

mossed

when someone jumps over someone else to catch a football.

damn that bitch just got mossed!

by Dirty Mexican October 20, 2006

mosses brown

The sexual act of sticking your dick in a girls ass and smacking her with a bible.

i mosses browned her ass. Mother Fucker

by jack boone February 4, 2009

moosem

When a congregation of dead tings are present and you wish to name them in an inconspicuous nature. This also applies to an area where moosem 'moose'/congregate. A cool place to congregate could also become a moosem when moosem (also applying to the dead tings) moose there.

1.
*at a party*
"Hey there's a squadron of moosem in that corner, fuckin moosem..."
*sideman contributes with...*
"fuckin moosem bruv........................."

2.
*going to your park swings to drink at night*
"You're jokin aren't ya there's uckin' moosem for 'eavens sake I don't Adam'n'Eve it mate"
*contributing sideman.........*
"Good spot Les we were gunna go there but moosem got there first."

by nottheoneSTILL January 27, 2019

mosselenmetfrietjes

Extremely talented tiktokker, often asked to join the hypehouse but refused because they are way to cool for that. Makes amazing content which is enjoyed all over the world. They are often compared with the Greek God Zeus because of their Godly status and dominant character, truly an alpha male.

Do you know the best tiktokker on the platform? Yes, it's that alpha male mosselenmetfrietjes.

by AndrewTheAlmighty June 19, 2021