Morty

Being a dumb friend how tries to get you out of trouble.

Rick: "Morty, holy s**t shut the f**k up"
Morty: "fine!!"

by dumb.beyotch69 May 6, 2020

Morty

A sexual act that entails a man/woman on the verge of death(or under perception of being close to death) receiving fellatio and being brought back to full health.

Andrew: Yo Tony! I was having a heart attack and Kiersten gave me a Morty

Tony:That sounds amazing did she put it between her breasts?

Andrew: She sure did

by RichardRyder69 September 25, 2016

Mortis

A Brawl Stars Brawler used to defeat throwers and other brawlers with long reload time
May also be used to troll in Boss fight and other Events

*playing game*
Me: OMG I got a MORTIS are you kidding me
the mortis:

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by ThePrez/ident April 15, 2021

Morty

The Ecruteak Gym Leader in Pokemon, who is UBER-HOT and looks like a stoner. :3

He trains ghost-type Pokemon when he's not smoking crack like a good boy.

Tells people of the legend of the Burnt Tower, which burned when he dropped a joint and the whole place went up but he was too slammed ot do anything about it.

Morty bought more crack from Falner today.

by Oos! OMGWTFLMAO August 11, 2004

Morty

A cool person that will prevent you from ever being bored.

I'm so bored I need a morty

by Dafe4 July 22, 2019

Mortis

Creature of the night

Takes your silly useless soul and rips your friends and then says 'Mortis, bringer of doom' while if you get a Mortis he makes ongoals in Brawl Ball!

by Born on 20 april 1884 April 22, 2020

Morty

Morty is a Jew dog name. It represents the best and most intelligent form of dog.

I wish I had a Morty

by Narisa September 10, 2010