MorningWood

an errection of the male penis, typically in the morning hours, caused by unknown resources.

I woke up today with morning wood!!

by MicrosoftMurdeR December 5, 2004

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Morningwood hustle

When you wake up with wood and you are unable to boner lean so you have to stand a few feet away from the toilet to piss and then have to shuffle towards the toilet as the urine stream weakens so you don't piss on the floor.

Had to do the morningwood hustle when I woke up with a boner, still peed on the floor a bit though, dang!

by bunghammer January 20, 2011

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Morningwood blues

The strong emotional sensation associated with morning wood, or waking up with a boner. It usually results in minor depression and having to pee, only cured by a severely guilt inducing masturbation session to underaged midget porn.

Santiago: aye, compadre, I almost killed my self after watching Lisa Ann take it from a ten year old three footer but it was the only way to get rid of that often morningwood blues.

Phil- whatever man, Ya gotta do what u you gotta do.

by Shazeef January 8, 2015

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Morningwood

An alternative rock band from New York City, started in 2001. It consists of Peter(or "Pedro") Yanowitz- bassist and back-up vocals, Chantal Claret (vocals, married to Jimmy Urine of Mindless Self Indulgence), Alfredo Ortiz and Phillip Shouse. Their hits include Take Off Your Clothes and Nth Degree.

I just got my dad to order me the new Morningwood CD from Amazon, without first finding out the meaning of the word. (seeMorning Wood for more details)

by SprocketTalker May 4, 2009

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