morning glory

the act of a man being awakened from a deep sleep by being given oral stimulation by his significant other

if you want to wake your boyfriend up with a smile just pull down his shorts and give him a morning glory

by chikiimonkey21020 June 10, 2010

morning glory

1. LSA or 9,10-Didehydro-6-methylergoline-8ß-carboxamide or D-lysergic acid amide or LA-111.
C16H17N3O3
2. To wake up with a 'hard-on'.

1. "Know where I can get any Morning Glory seeds?"
2. "I've got 'Morning Glory'."

by Diego August 31, 2003

morning glory

Kickass song by Oasis about drugs; it has a mega solo in it.

What's the story, morning glory?

by vervegirl May 25, 2004

morning glory

After awaking with a massive erection, masturbate until near ejaculation. Then gently wake up your girlfriend, wife, or transient hooker and commence ejaculation in their barely open eyes.

Wife: Did you just..? Oh my God its everywhere, my eyes are burning! You asshole!

Husband: Behold the beauty of morning glory!

by luc richard mbah amoute April 13, 2009

morning glory

Waking up to stiff wood after having had a recurring dream about a chick from highschool whom you couldn't get to fuck you.

That dream about (insert girl's name here) was great, but now I've got a morning glory.

by Count Jackovsky October 23, 2003

Morning Glory

Using the dreaded morning wood for good and masturbating first thing in the morning.

I hate having a morning wood, the only time it comes in handy is when I feel like having myself a quick "Morning Glory".

by Twunce March 15, 2010

Morning Glory

A particular kind of seed often used for its psychedelic LSA content.

MG seeds contain Lysergic Acid Amide, a drug similar in physical structure to LSD, but much more mild.

Described in detail by Youtuber Botany101

Morning Glory can get you seriously high man.

by Hexenhammer November 2, 2009