Pulling a Mordecai

Never making a move, while not knowing what to do with your hands.

Rigby: "Ahh, stop texting CJ! Just tell her u like her and quit pulling a Mordecai!"

Mordecai: "What? That's not a thing."

Rigby: "Uh, I'm Moredecai. I never make a move, and I don't know what to do with my hands."

by Kingto Ultimus May 16, 2014

Pulling a Mordecai

Never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.

I just know I'm gonna be "pulling a Mordecai" when I saw this cute boy at a restaurant.

by Trash boat May 9, 2014

stacy moored

To really fuck something up in a way only a rock star can do.

Me "Dude! What happened last night? Shit went sideways..."

Rock star "I stacy moored it and pissed my girl off on her birthday!"

by demon shits February 15, 2014

McRed Zone

The spot in the McDonalds drive through line in between the window where you pay and the window where you get your food. Often times there is a huge delay when you get here.

My God I have just paid and I am only one car away from my Mickey D's. Now I must endure the McRed Zone. I hope I make it there before the world ends.

by Con#1 July 13, 2012

pulling a Mordecai

1. Having a crush on someone for a very long time and never making a move.

2. Trying to talk to your crush, but unable to do anything but raise your hands in mid-air and groan unintelligibly.

Ugh, are you texting her again? Dude, stop pulling a Mordecai just tell her you like her.

by Cleverun May 13, 2014

meredither

a fan for a cow called Meredith who has an instagram account called @itsyourcow_meredith go follow it is an amazing account

you are one true meredither!

by shakshooka November 17, 2018

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure

The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)

Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

by anna is a bananya May 5, 2019