Morbidly Retarded

Someone who is so totally clueless that they will believe absolutely anything you tell them. A lifelong condition which can prove fatal without intervention.

"I told Mikey that in order to jump start his car it needs to be hit from behind at 30mph. He's so morbidly retarded that he was about to do it until someone told him otherwise."

by UprTupr December 29, 2012

Morbidly Obese

To be so fat that your life has no worth. Hiding candy thoughtout one's room is a sign of being obese, but blaming others for it makes one morbidly obese.

If your only purpose in life to making CO2 and turning food into feces

My friend Damian is morbidly obese. He spends all day sitting around watching the price is right and eating bonbons. He is a fat mess. He is too fat to fit in our canoe.

by Fat Clown's Neighbor December 6, 2006

morbidly obese

Adj(combined with an adverb!):

Obese to the extreme. Weighs over 100 pounds the weight they should be for their height and age.

"Look mommy, that lady is morbidly obese! Waa!"

by Surazal February 1, 2004

morbidly obese

obese to the point of no return

“aw crap there’s no returning from my morbid obesity”
“carl is morbidly obese”

by fetus foot November 9, 2019

Mobility Scooter

Quite possibly one of the worst inventions of the 20th century. Originally used by lovely old people to drive down to the shops or to bingo. Now increasingly being overrun by stupid idiots and people who cannot see two feet beyond their meter thick glasses. The average top speed of these death traps has gone from a pleasant 10km/h to a painful 100km/h, which is inviting to those with a need for speed, GTA enthusiasts and retired race car drivers. These horrendously fast yet silent vehicles are perfect for running down innocent pedestrians and causing havoc at four way intersections and down the middle of Main Street.

Guy 1: Hey yo heard Billy got a Mobility Scooter?
Guy 2: Damn! My grandma owns one of those things.
Guy 1: He managed to run down 20 peds and he's still goin.

by Mr. Wonderful Wonderful June 1, 2016

morbidly obese

Very fat, having over 57 chins and/or ripples.

Holy jankers, that sheman is morbidly obese.

by Bobo November 11, 2003

gay morbidly obese

A gay man who is overweight to the extent that society would consider him a little chubby, but the gay community would consider him morbidly obese. See also gay fat.

Tom: Scott has gotten HUGE. He must weigh 190 pounds.
Tim: You comin' correct. He's gone right past gay fat to gay morbidly obese.
Tom: I know that's right, girlfriend!

by MaxNAustin April 24, 2008