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La Máquina Camaleön

La Máquina Camaleön is an Ecuadorian band internationally known for the psychedelic songs its main composer and singer, Felipe Tres Marías a.k.a "el camaleón" develops during intense sessions of substance abuse (mainly ayahuasca, mescaline, shrooms and yahuarlocro) and philosophical debate.
Loco, I saw la máquina camaleön yesterday!, it was life changing!
by franklyfloyd March 4, 2017
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Neato Mosquito

1. Used to express approval or agreement.

2. A phrase used in substitution of “Sounds good” or “Okie dokie
Me: No work?
Friend: I have time to play a quick game, if anything I’ll have you kick me.
Me: Sounds Neato Mosquito.
by Creepy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ March 3, 2018
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Mioquiggle

A highly confused state that causes your reality to break/quiggle
"Ashley mioquiggled so hard last night when Josh peed in her soup."
by Josh's sexy sweet cheeks March 2, 2021
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Tighter than mosquito pussy

This phrase uses a non-existent form of genitalia as a vehicle of hyperbole to convey the idea that something is insanely and impossibly small and tight.
I can't get any stock tips from these rich bastards -- their lips are tighter than mosquito pussy!
by C'est Logique July 22, 2011
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Jersey Mosquito

A word for those abnormally large mosquitoes which are actually called crane flies
the lights outside showed a lot of Jersey Mosquitoes flying around.
by The Deagle December 28, 2009
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monquisworth

1.) Fair market value for a monkey.

2.) Dumb-assed way of saying "money's worth".

3.) A truly original Afro-American surname.

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EXAMPLES:

1.) I had to sell Little Johnny 'cause Gladys said he was shittin' bananas on the couch. But I got my MONQUISWORTH from a Gypsy down at the sale barn.

2.) I'm not saying Glen is a pig, but he always gets his MONQUISWORTH from the all-you-can-eat buffet at Izzy's.

3.) From sadistic prison guard to pro football linebacker, Tyrell MONQUISWORTH even played in the lone season of the failed XFL.
by Bongo Cholomongo September 19, 2006
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Mosquito Toned

A prepubescent boy who has a voice so high it resembles the mosquito tone (a high pitched noise which can only be heard by people under the age of 30)
1. You join in a game on xbox/ps3 and are greeted by a lobby of screaming mosquito toned boys.

2.You are in the mall and are annoyed at a group of preppy mosquito toned boys who think they're cool.
by Eaglesfan180 July 30, 2010
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