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Mooshack

Mooshack is a very powerful guinea pig from the gods. The name Mooshack can refer to guinea pigs in general or can be specific to Mooshack, The Guinea Pig.
1: Yo, Did you check out my Mooshack the other day? It squeeked really loud when I opened the fridge!
2: I wish I owned the Legendary Mooshack.
by TheHolySpaget August 26, 2022
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moosenuckle

an oversized camel's toe.....balogna on pumpernickle
that woman's twat is so big that it looks like she's hiding a moosenuckle in her panties
by Drew May 16, 2003
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Moosefucker

A person who is fond of hot man/animal sex with a moose.
Nick is a moosefucker
by Squirrelfucker January 16, 2011
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Moosecock

A large penis found on a Moose. If your wife saw it she'd have to suck it and you'd be without a woman.
My wife and I were hunting when I saw a moose with a big moose cock. She yelled oh my god and ran over and sucked it and filed for divorce the next day.
by Lost MYWIVE August 21, 2003
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Hogan MOOSECOCK

a man with a paris hilton like stature, claims he has a moosecock, and wears women's boy short panties as shorts, talks with a deep texan hooker like voice. He has been spotted walking the slums of st.marteen. once you have tamed the beast he will refer to you as "cool as ice"
look at the texan tranny hooker, he looks like a hogan moosecock
by cockmongrelsxm July 7, 2011
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mooselick

The act of licking someone, usually their face, with tongue flattenned out in order to cover as much surface as possible in a sweeping motion. The subject, or "victim" ends up feeling - and looking, if your tongue is moist enough - like they just got licked by a large moose.

Best done when everyone has been drinking. Also should be announced beforehand if done as a game.
Hey, Bill just mooselicked Joe when he was too drunk to resist!! Gross!!
by M Scott July 11, 2006
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Moosecock

what an asshole calls an asshole
A guy who has risen above the level of douchebag, it also covers random normal asshole who's action leaves you speechless...that is a moosecock
by moosecocks.com July 12, 2011
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