moleheart

A strange scandanavian band member, so called due to the likening of his fast drumming to the beating of a mole's heart.

by moley May 16, 2003

Moonbear

A tactic of conversational diversion intended to derail another person's train of thought from a larger impending matter. Derived from a "Whitest Kids U Know" sketch in which a White House Press Secretary holds a conference revealing the US Moon Base and it's bear problem in an effort to distract the press from the US invasion of Iran.

"Yeah, I was asking Jeff about why he broke up with his girlfriend, but he just pulled a moonbear on me and started talking about his car."

by mr.soze December 23, 2008

moonhead

A person who's head that looks like a half moon when you look at them from the side. They have a huge stuck out chin with a oversized forehead. Other names for these people are spacerader and JNoz.

Look at that over there, haha, Moonhead!!!

by Clairelovestom February 15, 2009

Mooncart

A simple person who follows stupid ideas or instructions. Old English term for the cart used by a village idiot to collect the reflection of the rays of moonlight that are visible in ponds, streams and lakes. The rays were believed to be collectible as they were made of shards of silver.

That mooncart has blown all his wages on scratch cards and lottery tickets again.

by mjw737 June 10, 2017

moonyear

(unit of time)

One day

The moon goes around the Earth in one day; therefore a moonyear is one day.

by Spencer Ace September 25, 2018

Moonhead

When a head is fucking humongous

Ay you see that guy over there, he has a huge fucking moonhead.

by kieleezy April 23, 2019

Moonhead

To describe a young fellow who goes by the name of Dale Cook, hes head is now being researched into by NASA due to it's freakish size.

Dale's Head = The Moon
The Moon = Dale's Head

by rabbhimself March 30, 2005