Moonshine is distilled drinking alcohol(ethanol). First, you ferment a sugary drink(by adding yeast). Then, you distill it. The trick is, distill slowly and collect and throw away the first few shots. The first few shots contain methanol, a toxic impurity which causes blindness, kidney failure, and even death. Then, continue to distill and collect that ethanol. Most moonshiners who forgot to throw away the methanol impurity found out the hard way. Now you can enjoy properly made moonshine. Moonshine is awesome!
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The only reason that moonshine is illegal is because there anyone who distills spirits in the U.S. has to pay a federal tax. Moonshiners don't pay the tax. Local police usually ignore moonshiners because "they ain't hurtin' anyone."
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Get the Moonshine kiss mug.A difficult peak to climb, Mount Moonshine is located in the treacherous Late Stage Alcoholism range. Most people don't make it to the summit. The journey up is dangerous both physically and emotionally, yet very rewarding. The few who have experienced its glory suggest getting drunk on tequila and attaining a BAC of at least .30.
Jack: "Man, I don't remember much but I think I climbed Mount Moonshine last night. It was glorious."
Harvey: "Dude, you blacked out and punched me in the face,pissed on me, and then started crying. What the fuck are you talking about?"
Harvey: "Dude, you blacked out and punched me in the face,pissed on me, and then started crying. What the fuck are you talking about?"
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I gave that bitch a Tennessee Moonshine. Her forehead was shining like the moon! And by the moon, I mean my ass. And by shining, I mean covered in jizz.
by hwangsta13 December 16, 2008
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Wow, Will only seems to talk to us after 7:OO.
He is still in the closet to his friends.
Oh, so he is a moonshine gay.
He is still in the closet to his friends.
Oh, so he is a moonshine gay.
by Cecil Moore September 26, 2006
Get the moonshine gay mug.A local hippie usually standing outside of a Grateful Dead concert mixing moonshine and tying to cast spells on people. A Moonshine Mixer will most likely have long greasy hair, walk with a staff, weave clothing out of hemp, and throw around magnetic hematite zinger balls. Their moonshine is top notch and probably has a radically high alcohol content. Most policeman are to frightened to go near them.
Negeen: Dad, look at the witches and warlocks stirring up their pots! I'm fricking afraid!
Peetri: No worries, baby! Thats just a Moonshine Mixer.
Peetri: No worries, baby! Thats just a Moonshine Mixer.
by Ambassador-C May 20, 2008
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