Moobies 

Two saggy lumps of fear. One is your old, on account of gravity. Happens when a man either has hormone imbalances (Bitch tits) or is just generally overweight (moobies), the difference being one of no consequence or value. Moobies = tits on a male.

Jiggle, jiggle, here comes Santa Claus! Santa has Moobies!

Moobies by Takumashii April 16, 2006

moobies 

When a guy has boobies.

Look at that dude's moobies bounce around

moobies by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Moobies 

man boobs. usually occurs when the man lacks working out or any physical activity. seen on every fat man.

man 1: damn son u fat.
fat man: no i'm not!!!
man 1: ya you is i can get a good handfull of your titties. those are straight moobies son!
fat man: i hate you! im goign to eat a sandwich and cry!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
man 1: what a fatfuck

Moobies by who0ligan January 19, 2006

moobies 

there is nothing more to explain... it's when a guy appears to have boobs.

Omg Bethany, look at Christian he has Moobies
You are hilarious Christine

moobies by WASSUP Y'ALL June 4, 2018

Moobies 

Similar to the breast of a women, but on a man. Usually people who are a little on the plump side.

Rick Ross is a perfect a example of moobies!

Moobies by SWEG NEVER DIES April 6, 2015

Moobies 

Man Boobies

Check out the big Moobies on him.

Moobies by babydoll1018 April 21, 2016

Moobies 

When a male person is so fat that they grow a pair of boobs and people make fun of the person

Daniel has massive Moobies everyone makes fun of him for them he says the diet starts now but it never does

Moobies by J_Elson_Wilson September 19, 2017