mortuary position

The most exciting and only sexual position that a women offers after children or the initial honeymoon period of a new relationship. Where once she screamed for more she know screams if you have the nerve to ask. Most importantly this variation of the missionary position 'comes' with the added pleasure of the feeling that her silence(unless you are told to hurry up) and motionless is horribly reminiscent of shagging a corpse or a first time religious teen that feels awkward

Mr Gideon - Come on babe, its been weeks

Miss D - For fucks sake, we have 3 kids and I want to watch council TV. Alright, if you are very quick. But no toys or fingers

Mr Gideon - Great..The mortuary position again

by Mr Gideon November 2, 2006

monthsary

Commonly used among Filipinos. Its actually supposed to be monthiversary. for some reason they use it. monthsary mean that a couple has been together for a month, thus, monthsary! used rather than anniversary coz couples are playas and bitches enough to be together for only a meager amount of time.

DICK 1: Hayy! Its our monthsary! lets go to teh mall!
DICK 2: ITS MONTHIVERSARY sucka

by joshuatree January 12, 2008

monthsary

a celebration of an anniversary, only by month

It's Ahmed Paglinawan's 11th monthsary in Facebook.

by mookee February 26, 2009

Motharyard

Used to describe some one who is not smart or lacking intelligence.

"Only a motharyard would get that question wrong."

by Sandhu254 February 16, 2010

monthayallan

Sucks like hell and appears in The Gay Bride

My name is Innigga Monthayallan. You killed my father, prepare to die

by Hfhhfbfbdjskidh hjfjd May 1, 2019

Mantuary

A sanctuary from the evils of women, where a man can scratch his balls in peace.

Where men go to release the overwhelming buildup of testosterone throughout the day

Alfred, Rachel wants a divorce, to the Mantuary!

My wife tells me I shouldn't drink so much, whenever she starts yelling I retreat to the mantuary, its my little paradise on earth.

by MAN^2 January 31, 2023

monthara

Typically, a girl who is short, cute, annoying but pleasing at the same time and is a caring person overall. Though sometimes her brain doesn't work, she always tries her best to solve all problems and wants the best for everyone. She is a friendly person, she is hot sometimes maybe more than sometimes but we don't talk about that, gotta be respectful. Yeah, and nobody getting her so good luck, it's either me or no one else.

Let me get a monthara

by future boyfriend hopefully May 2, 2023