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montessori

Name of Italian woman doctor and anthropologist who studied children's behavior for the first half of the 20th century. She developed an educational system that allows children to learn and experience the world with the goal of being a thoughtful, contributing member of society. Often called "cosmic education" because of its well-rounded approach. Very often misunderstood in the USA because teacher-led classrooms are in direct opposition to Montessori's student-led method of learning.
That Montessori school has it going on: geography, practical life, grace and courtesy, a garden, and those kids can read, write, and do math!!
by Montessori Mama September 2, 2005
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Clark Montessori

A joke of a school in every way possible. Every student that attends hates the school and shits on it daily. There are way too many rules and the teachers are ass. It's dead.
"I wish I would have never gone to Clark Montessori"
by Elddir April 11, 2017
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mountassar

Mountassar is a rare name wich means victorious (winner) in the old grace language .
The guys name like that are very gentle and kind
Mountassar is a gentleman
by Mounta25 September 9, 2020
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maryland avenue montessori

a place where grassed cowlike humans go.
they're okay at volleyball when against a
melancholy team, horrible at cross country. a
school to go to if you want to be made fun of, get devoured in the face by a kickball or BOTH! it's
in an odd part of milwaukee where the roads are gloomy and littered with trash. speaking of trash, the school lunch is literal dogs shit with jello-like syrup and burger buns that are soggier than moist crackers after you put them in the same container as your cheese. it’s truly amazing how many bitchy students can fit in a small classroom with a bitchy substitute because the teacher got pregnant. if you want moldy homework and peers that just can’t seem to act normally, maryland is the place to go!
Maryland Avenue Montessori (Mary-land Av-eh-new Mon-tess-orry)

A school that
“I heard we’re playing against Maryland…”
“That’s the place where all the cows go??”
“Ew”
“Yeah”
by An angry teen December 9, 2021
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montaser

Amazing, victorious person. originated from the arabic language. Some one of great power and constant success. Most probably, more powerful, more awesome and more successful than anyone he encounters. quite legendary.
moots, montaser al qdah, montaser nsour, etc...
by nuknuknikka December 9, 2009
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monthsary

refer to number 2 above.

dis-etymology:

a corruption of anniversary, "anniversarius" latin for "annus" (year) + "versarius" (to go back to or revisit).

disambiguation:

1. "month" in latin is mensis. thus, it should be "mensiversary", or menses for brevity, since anybody who celebrates this thing, more likely than not, is having his/her monthly period.

2. since "month" is named after the moon (luna in spanish), then it is very safe indeed to consider that anyone who celebrates this event is a lunatic.
1. There is no such word as monthsary.
2. Girl: Honey, it's that time of the month again!

Guy: (To himself) Oh crap, just great! I just bought a couple of viagras and now this. I'm going out for a beer.

Girl: What are you talking about? It's our monthsary!

Guy: (has already ran out the door) ...
by ahmedy February 27, 2009
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Springmont Montessori

A school in which the teachers have nothing more than a high school education are fat asses and sit around eating and watching children like babysitters all day. Many of them are grown into nice educated faggets you love nothing more then sucking dick.
Springmont Montessori teaches you how to be a pussy.
by Springmont Montessori December 11, 2018
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