What at once was an awesome state, now is ridden with snobby California* rejects who clog the streets and build crappy houses. The state I regret moving to. The state that may be the end of my sanity.
*Nothing wrong with California, it's actually my favorite state. But Californians just don't belong in Montana.
*Nothing wrong with California, it's actually my favorite state. But Californians just don't belong in Montana.
by pastorofmuppets December 24, 2008
Get the montanamug. by joetheladiesman September 12, 2010
Get the montanamug. salami (as in the ham) sort of like a sausage but not quite.
Looks like a man, and talks like a man and sounds like a man.... Is a man!!!
Looks like a man, and talks like a man and sounds like a man.... Is a man!!!
by notebook101 October 18, 2009
Get the montanamug. The most manly state in the union where men head-butt bison, punch trout in the face, and chop down trees with their gargantuan dicks.
by BurlyMontanyan August 30, 2006
Get the Montanamug. The fucking best state ever. Ladies bag bucks, catch monster fish,and will slap you if you reject hunting or fishing, or even are part of PETA. Men do the same.
Someone from another state: look at this MONSTER fish i caught, its 14 inches!
Montanan: *holds up 25 incher*
out of stater: *should bow down*
Montanan: *holds up 25 incher*
out of stater: *should bow down*
by MONTANANS FRICKIN RULE September 24, 2011
Get the Montanamug. The most beautiful girl alive.
any guy would be insanely luck to be with her.
she's amazingly smart, and hilariously humourous.
her Husband, is the luckiest guy in the world because he has something that no guy has, but all guys dream of, a girl like Montana.
any guy would be insanely luck to be with her.
she's amazingly smart, and hilariously humourous.
her Husband, is the luckiest guy in the world because he has something that no guy has, but all guys dream of, a girl like Montana.
by daltont August 25, 2010
Get the Montanamug. A state in which the manliest of man live and the hottest of women. People who make fun of this state or insult it are jelouse assholes who know where they live sucks balls.
Guy1 :"Man, that state Montana sucks."
Guy2 :"Your only saying that becuase we live in New Jersey and you know Montana is way better."
Guy1 :"Ya, your right."
Guy2 :"Your only saying that becuase we live in New Jersey and you know Montana is way better."
Guy1 :"Ya, your right."
by Mozaralio December 17, 2009
Get the Montanamug.