Cindy and I took a ride on the Midnight Monorail last night, and I ain't talkin' about at Disneyland.
by Twink13 March 29, 2009
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Comes from the Simpsons episode "Marge vs the Monorail" where Springfield spent all their money on a monorail only to have it fall apart on its maiden voyage.
Comes from the Simpsons episode "Marge vs the Monorail" where Springfield spent all their money on a monorail only to have it fall apart on its maiden voyage.
The sky lift system cleveland put in fell apart after a week. That thing was a real Springfield Monorail.
by Dark Lord Cthulhu September 8, 2013
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What retards think water is. Water is actually dihydrogen monoxide (H2O). Monohydrogen dioxide is hydroxic acid.
by kenbojoe May 25, 2006
Get the monohydrogen dioxide mug.1. when you do something that involves the risk of getting mono.
2. the mixing of risk and monopoly, resulting in one screwy board game
2. the mixing of risk and monopoly, resulting in one screwy board game
Kate: Wanna try my soda?
John: I don't drink after people, too much of a monorisk
Bill: OMG! that was the most screwed up board game ever!
Jack: Your just mad cause I built hotels in Japan and occupied them with cannons
John: I don't drink after people, too much of a monorisk
Bill: OMG! that was the most screwed up board game ever!
Jack: Your just mad cause I built hotels in Japan and occupied them with cannons
by ZOMG!TACOS!!!LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! December 18, 2007
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noun
/cóór-nor - mónóurnerr/
1. An expression used to identify the paradox in which multiple people, objects, or events involved in a synchronized action contemporaneously perform the same task (with a set beginning, duration, and ending point ) yet somehow complete the task at a different time in relation to one another.
2. A bad ass thing
3. You live and learn, easy come easy go.
4. Anything your heart desires
5. A small sweet bear
6. palatial regalia
adjective;
Corner Monorner
1. The act of being and saying best thing ever to utter out loud
Origin- After traffic collision investigation class, looking for whiskey, vanilla coke, and ice.
noun
/cóór-nor - mónóurnerr/
1. An expression used to identify the paradox in which multiple people, objects, or events involved in a synchronized action contemporaneously perform the same task (with a set beginning, duration, and ending point ) yet somehow complete the task at a different time in relation to one another.
2. A bad ass thing
3. You live and learn, easy come easy go.
4. Anything your heart desires
5. A small sweet bear
6. palatial regalia
adjective;
Corner Monorner
1. The act of being and saying best thing ever to utter out loud
Origin- After traffic collision investigation class, looking for whiskey, vanilla coke, and ice.
by bertywho July 11, 2016
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by Dick Knibbler December 28, 2007
Get the big ass monorail mug.Monorail cat is a popular internet "lolcat" or image macro of a cat laying what is known as "monorail style". This is where the cat will lay with all four paws under his body and head laying on floor. It was so named for its resemblance to the mass transit system, the Monorail. The most comon and most popular monorail cat is a Domestic Longhaired cat laying "monorail style" atop a sliding shower door.
*Monorail cat is offline for maintainance
*a caption to a picture of a sleeping kitten laying "monorail style".
*Monorail cat has left the station
*a caption to a picture of a monorail cat driving away.
*Hurry please, monorail cat is coming!
*a caption to a picture of a cat tied up as if to be tied to train tracks.
*Monorail cat now carries more passengers.
*a caption to a picture of a fat cat laying "monorail style"
*a caption to a picture of a sleeping kitten laying "monorail style".
*Monorail cat has left the station
*a caption to a picture of a monorail cat driving away.
*Hurry please, monorail cat is coming!
*a caption to a picture of a cat tied up as if to be tied to train tracks.
*Monorail cat now carries more passengers.
*a caption to a picture of a fat cat laying "monorail style"
by melissa*f March 31, 2008
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