monopology

portmanteau of monopoly and apology, n.; when all of a person's time in a conversation is spent saying 'sorry'.

"You don't have to say 'sorry' for saying 'sorry' all the time, Jeff. Its just that this is turning into a monopology."

"Sorr..."

"I said don't fucking say 'sorry' again!"

"Sorry, I jus..."

"Say 'sorry' again. Say 'sorry' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say sorry one more goddamn time!"

"My bad, man."

"Gahh!!!!"

by daphunkeefeel1 April 28, 2014

Monopolist

A person who is obsessed with the board game Monopoly. Most Monopolists can name the properties in order and the rent for most spaces.

It took us 30 minutes to decide on a game beause Jacob over there is a Monopolist, suggesting the MLB, NFL, Disney, Peanuts, Star Wars, and original before deciding on "Clue."

by geniusonwheels February 12, 2009

monopod

One who is only in possession of half the number of testicles that is normally available to a man.

"Did you hear about Shawn Naidu?" "Yeah man, he's a monopod rite?" "WORD"

by varun saran April 13, 2007

Monopolize

To completely dominate or control in a sexual manner

“ you’re too cute when you look like that. It makes me want to monopolize you. “

by pleb. December 18, 2017

monopolize

1.) Making out or otherwise engaging in sexual activities.
2.) Ridiculously long board game.

Me and steph, yea we MONOPOLIZED allllll night!

by cutie mccutiepants September 17, 2007

monopoloonies

Canadian currency, as seen by foreigners, especially Americans.

"Dude, I was on vacation in Canada, and they have this money they call Loonies, but it looks like Monopoly money. I asked some Quebecois store owner for some gum and a Coke, and he charged me 157 Monopoloonies."

by Fuzzy Mike March 14, 2006

Monopolitics

Having complete control of a politcal party or politcal candicy

" When barrak Obama dominated the 20012 presidential race it was monopolitics at its best

by damiancrowley February 5, 2013