Monked

Monked

1. To have ones purpose altered using illegitimate methods of justification.
2. To cripple or render useless
3. To be striped of defenses
4. Weaker then all else in every aspect
5. Being forced to alter ones methods
6. To be stricken harder then others

Sony Online Entertainment really monked us up.

by Xeal January 14, 2004

Sea Monkies

When one eats an excessive amount of lettuce, chewed properly, which is then spewed out in diarrheal form... Resulting in what appears to be sea monkies floating in the toilet bowl.

Dude, that ranch from arbys fucked up my stomach... caused me to blow sea monkies all afternoon. Damn Paul Newman.

by JonDay February 10, 2009

brass monkie

A heroin user
(Cockney rhyming slang - junkie)

"They put UV lights in the crapper at asda so the brass monkeys could not find a vein to jack up."

by Juan Skinner July 13, 2005

sweater monkies

1) Perky, full bodied, and well rounded boobs.

2) Tits that are protected buy an insulating layer of cotton or cashmere

3) See dairy pillows or sugar mounds,

Damn Ruthie's sweater monkies got me so hard at work today I couldn't leave my cubicle.

by Samhain_Knight December 14, 2004

Fudge Monkies

An exclamation in place of cuss words.

*stubs toe*

"Fudge Monkies that hurt!"

by A Person You Don't Know February 15, 2014

monked

unfair

WHAT THE HELL!! You GOT 10$! THAt is so MONKED

by Asian Sensation August 2, 2003

Monkid

Monkey that is treated like a child by its owner.

Jordan the monkid is dressed up in clothes like a baby by his owner Erica.

by Henri Matisse February 20, 2009