monkeyboner

monkeyboner is the kind of boner you get thats curved and shaped like a bannana

yo get dat monkeyboner out of mah pussy its to curved and hurts like a motherfucker

by jesusfuckersihatepussycauseimg January 6, 2010

monkeypoke

When you intentionally pick an internet fight with an outrageous claim to get a stuffed shirt into an argument. Then, after they lose their shit, you let them know they've been poked into dancing for the entertainment of others on the board.

"Barack Obama is history's greatest president." "Are you serious? Rush says he's gonna ruin America!" Monkeypoke, motherfucker!! Dance for me, bitch!

by Big Tony35 October 12, 2010

monkeybosch

An exclamation of joy or satisfaction. Alternative spelling 'monkeybosch'

'arf an ounce for firty quid, monkeybosch!

by Peter Smith October 19, 2003

monkeydonian

an insult for a Macedonian being obnoxious

Macedonian: NAPOLEON IS MACEDONIAN!!1!
Greek: shut up u monkeydonian

by monkeydonian January 29, 2022

MonkeyBoy

Steve Ballmer - CEO of Microsoft

Is known as Monkey Boy for jumping around on stage like a monkey screaming and dancing.

Link to Monkey Boy:

http://www.ntk.net/ballmer/mirrors.html

by Developers July 20, 2008

Monkeytonker

A monkey that is both a monkey and a tonker - made by merrick lyons who coined the phrase on February 7 2022

You are a monkeytonker

by Yaboimackle February 7, 2022

Monkeybuns

a phat delicious merinoo girl with nicki minaj's boootay!

just wait until you see my dick, cause ima beat that pussy up - monkeybuns

by babycakeslovesmonkeybuns January 2, 2011