Pox monkey

A person suffering from the Monkeypox virus

Three weeks after I dated that pox monkey I had rash all over my bum.

by beast82nl May 20, 2022

Monkeypox

Basically if COVID-19 and AIDS had a gay love child it's the Monkeypox virus.

1. Jimmy: "Omg Ron, I just tested positive for COVID-19, I have to quarantine for 2 weeks."
2. Ron: "You may have to quarantine longer than that Jimmy because I just found out that I have Monkeypox."

by wugugugug May 23, 2022

Monkeypox

the latest trendy hip disease to scare all of us into our duct-and-cover homes and watch commercials.

Yesterday it was arsenic laced tylenol. today it's anthrax, sars and monkeypox.

by thirdwave June 10, 2003

Monkeypox

The Omicron Variant didn't work, so now they've released Monkeypox.

The media and the government are tired of covid as it hasn't scared enough people, so now monkeypox has been released to terrify the masses even more.

by UltimateDoge May 23, 2022

Monkeypox

Basically AIDS 2.0, but having all the symptoms of chicken pox

Timmy: Dude, I think I might have monkeypox
Sam: Okay, well no touching tips for a month then

by ClapDemCheekz August 5, 2022

monkeypod shit

cheap, hard to assemble, IKEA Furniture.
same as "Affordable Sweedish Crap", but much more fun to say!

my parents sure did bicker while assembling my room-load of monkeypod shit!!!

by Skuld April 12, 2007

monkeypoke

When you intentionally pick an internet fight with an outrageous claim to get a stuffed shirt into an argument. Then, after they lose their shit, you let them know they've been poked into dancing for the entertainment of others on the board.

"Barack Obama is history's greatest president." "Are you serious? Rush says he's gonna ruin America!" Monkeypoke, motherfucker!! Dance for me, bitch!

by Big Tony35 October 12, 2010