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Monkey ass fart

When you invest every last penny to your name into cryptocurrency and stocks and lose all of it
by Derb27 November 19, 2021
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monkey ass nigga

Shady dude to the unth degree. Unreliable and fake . Usually lame having no street credit but puts on a front like he's hard. A petty, selfish buzzkill with house nigga genes.
Only a monkey ass nigga would report for jury and make the cut.
by bad_uncle February 25, 2015
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monkey ass games

Stupid fucking mind games, foolishness, shadiness - - head games with negative connations.
I'm so sick of you playing monkey ass games with my money.
by MileHighHeaux July 13, 2018
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Monkey ass ripper

When a black man poops all over white girls and keeps going until everything falls out his ass hole.
OMG my Friend Jamal is doing the Monkey ass ripper To my Friends dog.
by Dooki man May 26, 2021
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Monkey Ass Raper

This word is usually aimed at "Dan Thomas" AKA "Squirrel" This child is a very aggresive individual which will take no crap off of no one but could easily get his ass kicked by Matt and Daffydd. His famous phrase is "Calm Down" and this is the phrase that strikes fear in the heart of any man.
by Matt Hiscock November 28, 2004
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Smells like monkey ass

Something is odorous like an animal bottom.
Damn Bruto, since you cooked chili it smells like monkey ass in here!!!
by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016
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shut yo monkey ass up

A polite way to ask the lucky people who were born with the legendary skin of being able to camouflage in the dark to keep quiet . The dark is supposed to be a peaceful place and we DONT want noises coming from things we cannot see in the dark . A quick fix is to turn on the lights to deactivate their legendary skin . Please remind these chocolate people with the legendary skin of being able to disappear in the night to be silent at all times . This is to prevent confusions in the night .
"man shut yo monkey ass up lil nigga! you better watch out tonight cuz imma be in your closet waiting for you"
by abit too black person September 17, 2023
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