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McFuckery is when one is so intoxicated that they decide to go there- (meaning McDonalds)- in the first place. And then, the McDonalds employees get one’s order wrong and don’t give said one any ketchup packets!
Joe: “yo bro, I know this is a first-world-problem and shit, but I was just handed some McFuckery.”

Bob: “What kind of McFuckery is this?!”
mcfuckery by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2018
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tomfuckery 

Similar to 'tomfoolery' but more extreme.
"Some bastard has just posted cat excrement through my letterbox, this is a serious case of tomfuckery!"
tomfuckery by johnny peach May 24, 2021

Muffucker 

Muffucker is the afronym of the English word "Person"
I hate dat muffucker!
Muffucker by ChipSlap February 1, 2005

tomfuckered

when you are tired from all of someones tomfuckery
I can't handle anymore of your tomfuckery! Ill get going till your all tomfuckered out!
tomfuckered by A Cloutgang Hater December 28, 2017

Fucker McFuckerton

A name describing a total douche bag, ass hole, dick face, or any other unpleasant description of a man.

An explicative word when one hurts them self.
" So last night I waited 45 minutes for Doug to show up. He never called or texted to say he wasn't coming, what a Fucker McFuckerton!!"

As I am pounding a nail into the wall, I accidentally hit my thumb with the hammer... "FUCKER McFUCKERTON!!"
Fucker McFuckerton by xxkookie70 February 19, 2012

mofacker 

mother fucker, in a polite and lazy manner
You stupid mofacker!!
mofacker by Ram-Dawg April 15, 2003

McFucker 

(noun, mek•fuk•er) 1. A dumbass employee of McDonald's. 2. Name given to McDonald's employess that fuck up one's order.
I asked for a McDouble with no pickles, and that McFucker screwed the McPooch!
McFucker by WEATHERLY September 14, 2010