mombarded

This is when you get bombarded with too many "Likes" from your mom on Facebook.

20 "Likes" and they're all from mom. I totally got mombarded.

by SouloCutz July 28, 2012

mombender

One who possesses the ancient power of mom-bending. Mombenders usually focus their energy on friends' moms, teachers, etc.

A: Jacks been staying over at my house every night for the past two weeks!

B: Really? I heard hes a mombender...

A: FML.

by dessert_foxx July 9, 2011

Mombo

A name which refers to the genatalia of a part Hispanic, part African male.

Person 1: Hey essy, nice Mombo.

Person 2: Thanks. I'm black and Hispanic.

by Twinkies Are Delicious August 25, 2011

MomBook

(v.) When, on facebook, someones facebook page gets creeped on by their mom, especially when a mom uses her facebook friend-status to look at the pictures, posts and statuses of her child/children to gain information that the child did not want his/her mother to know.

mombooking, mombooked.

Girl 1(status update): party tonight! its gonna be awesome!

Girl 2(comment): yeah were gonna get more wasted than last time!! maybe we can find some more guys that will take us back to their place!

Mother of Girl 1(comment): you aren't going anywhere tonight, call me right now!

girl 2(comment): oooh, mombooking FTL :-(

by 59842 December 29, 2009

forbidden mombo

When someone over 18 has sex with a minor

damn me and that chick sick boned!
Dude shes 17.
thats why we did the forbidden mombo!

by Chris "mombo" January 30, 2008

deep dish mombo combo

The deep dish mombo combo is when you eat a pizza, shit, jerk, and then shower. It’s the best of ALL worlds.

Brad - “Yo dad order a pizza so we can both do a deep dish mombo combo.”

by Jaccauley May 1, 2019

rhombus your mombus

A phrase commonly pulled out by the dumbest person in a 5th/6th grade math class. When the teacher asks how to find the area of a rhombus, this kid normally turns to the quietest, least-expecting kid in class, causing outrageous reaction

Mr Sanders: The height is six inches, and the length is 14 inches; find the area of this rhombus.

Joe: I'll rhombus your mombus

Derek: You already had my dad

by Alan Aldridge December 14, 2007