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Moggee

The victim of an attempt to be displaced as the Alpha Male by a more sexually attractive male. The Moggee will then proceed to Mate-Guard due to the Mogger picking up attention from his girlfriend or love interest.
Dave: I was heightmogged so bad at the Gym yesterday, some 6'4 tank came next to me whilst I was on the bench press and started showing off to my girl. I had to mate-guard her as she was getting interested.

Justin: Damn you really need to stay further apart from these guys at the Gym and stop being a moggee
by The Dank Meme August 1, 2020
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Mongelating

Someone who acts autistic around you and isn’t actually autistic
Look at that guy he is mongelating
by Goatfacekiller November 14, 2021
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mogglerised

The state of being paralysed from the scalp up by over exposure to uhu glue.
He's had it nurse, totally mogglerised.
by cactuscat September 17, 2006
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Mongelli Juice

MONGELLI MUN JELLY Juice JOOS

Noun

1. A form of juice made specifically from a man like God originating from the small town of Bari in southern Italy.

2. The natural fluid, fluid content, or liquid part that can be extracted from a Mongelli.

You extract the liquid from the mounds of a Mongelli through a large hard cylinder type object with a mushroom top with a drinking hole at the tip.

The juice can be extracted in several ways: constant tugging, kissing, sucking or a pump like motion of a Mongelli pole.

Also known as nectar for the goddesses. Can be used for bad complexion, dehydration of beautiful women and is a great protein supplement that can prolong happiness.
Girl 1: Wow your complexion looks great what is your secret?

Girl 2: I have been using Mongelli Juice once a day and I can feel the difference. It even does your body good to drink it.

Girl 1: Really?? What side effects does it have?

Girl 2: Round mouth, Red eyes & some pelvic pain.

Girl 1: Thats great, I want some...lets go find a Mongelli and get that Juice.
by Chaddilac Escapades August 6, 2011
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moggler

a fuck head that is doing something stupid.
you can put what ever word you would like in front of moggler.
*someone drops a plate*
person: ahhh you crack moggler!!!!
by r00r July 8, 2010
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Morgellons

A disease created by the united states federal government to promote research in mind control. slated to replace christianity once the catholic church rules that in addition to limbo, heaven no longer exists.
"I have these weird fibers coming out of my lip, and it feels like bugs are crawling under my skin... last night someone broke into my house and stole my CET device. I think i might suffer from Morgellons."
by Thom Lesse August 9, 2006
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mogged

To be displaced as AMOG (Alpha Male of the Group).
I actively avoid being heightmogged. If there's a male that's at least 2" taller I do my best to keep a distance. If I'm waiting in line for example and some fucking oblivious lanklet tries to stand behind me I will promptly go and pretend I forgot something until he checks out or there are at least 2 people behind him,
by cosmo7 January 7, 2018
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