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mersey trout

a turd: descriptive of the only fish-shaped items found in the river Mersey (running through the city of Liverpool in England)
Richard sat on the khazi and launched a Mersey Trout
by Jules the King January 9, 2004
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Morse Goal

Any goal in any sport that is not deserving of a goal. Typically requires little to no skill and involves a substantial amount of luck. Morse Goals often infuriate those who have been scored upon and possess skill. Apply to sports video games such as Fifa 10, NHL 09, and NHL 10 as well as real life sports.
X "Oh my god that goal I scored was dank"
Y "That was a Morse Goal and you know it."

X "Did you see Wayne Rooney score that Morse Goal?"
Y "That sir is a paradox, Wayne Rooney is a soccer god."
by Bob Jobs May 17, 2010
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Samuel F.B. Morse High School

A public high school located in Southeast San Diego, California in the community of Skyline. Its school colors are blue, white, and gold and its school mascot is the tiger.

It's known, infamously, for its heavy gang activity and crime among its students and community. It's rival schools are Gompers High School and Lincoln High School.

It's faculty are friendly and laid back as well as very caring, as a lot of them live or have grown up in the same communities as its students.

The student population consists of mostly Filipinos, Hispanics, Pacific Islanders, African-Americans, and immigrants from Asia, South America, and the Middle East/Northeast Africa. There aren't very many Caucasians there, but the Caucasian population has been growing over the past few years.

Though the school has had fairly low test scores in comparison to the rest of the state, it's probably due to the fact that a lot of the students come from low income homes, are immigrants, or due to the fact that the school, over the years, has been given insufficient funding from the district.

The campus is very open and airy, though it is a little frustrating to navigate the first few times because of it's enormous size. It is the largest school in San Diego.
Samuel F.B. Morse High School is a community, not just a school.
by QT Muny June 26, 2007
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Morse Code Sex

Closely related to phone sex. However, instead of the intimate couple communicating via phone, they are talking via morse code.
*Click, click, beep, click, bleep, click, click, clack*

Girl: "OH YESSS!"

*Click, clack, clunk, clack, beep, beep, clack, click*

Boy: "OMG, this Morse Code Sex is AMAZING!"
by The guy on superman's PJs April 30, 2010
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moersteek

Referring to a man with long (often blond) hair. Seen from behind, he may resemble a 'she'. Moer means to beat up, steek means to fuck. So from behind you want to steek him but from the front you want to moer him. In Afrikaans: "Van agter af wou ek hom steek, maar van vooraf wou ek hom moer". Roughly equivalent to manvrou.
Jesus, I thought that was a fuckin cherry but it was a moersteek!!
by Robmanman September 3, 2007
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morse cold

Temperatures so low that they cause uncontrollable chattering of the teeth, resulting in a sound like old Morse code transmissions.
Abe: It's fuh-fuh-fuh-FREEZING!

Ben: I know. You've been sending that message on morse cold since we got here.
by Doc Jargon August 29, 2009
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Morse Code

A communications system consisting of letters coded into dots and dashes, and used in radiotelegraph systems. (usally HF systems), and its fun to jam freeband stations with this stuff.
I jammed a pirate radio station with "HELLO HELLO I HATE YOU" in morse code over and over again.
by IrishRepublicanArmy January 27, 2004
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