Modem

The way computers still connect to the internet. Modems are not outdated, and they are not for dial-up. High speed connections such as broadband, DSL, and cable use modems. Even Wi-Fi adapters are modems! They are in no way obsolete.

I just got a new cable modem yesterday.

by MrMuffinBalls April 3, 2012

modem warrior

someone who uses their modem for cheating in an online video game. such as halo 2.
founded by teambipd members danz0r and pirateninjagraf

modem warrior: *presses standby* LOL CHEATZ LOL
danz0r: DAMN CHINESE SONS OF A BITCHES! HE'S A MODEM WARRIOR!

by danz0r June 26, 2005

modem boner

Modem Boner is when your watching porn or Chiving and your computer or smart phone locks up from the hard on it gets.

Ray was watching porn on his iPad at home when all the sudden his iPad got a modem boner and quit working.

by Captain James Kidd February 20, 2014

modem sex

The act of connecting one computer to another through dialing up one modem to another.

I modem sexed your mom last night and we exchanged several gigs of binary code all night long.

by wang March 19, 2003

modemoiselle

a woman or girl who spends too much time online, forgetting other important things like family and friends; an unhealthy cyber-addiction in the female species.

Don't even try to ask Modemoiselle what's for dinner tonight...she's too busy on the computer "looking up eggplant recipes."

Modemoiselle isn't coming tonight, she's got a date with her computer...

by tik-tiki October 19, 2008

Modemology

A person who knows what the FEC a router is doing with their PPPoA when they see it.

"Heaven help you if you want to do fancy modem settings that would need you to gopher into its guts and purge the preset parameters. Then you'd better have a PhD in modemology."

by psykobear July 31, 2018

Put a Quarter in your modem

When an online gamer complains about his or her connection to the game due to bandwidth, puting a quarter in your modem like a parking meter as a joke to improve said connection.

Ah man this lag sucks, "STFU Noob go put a quarter in your modem"

by Chuck Finely December 9, 2013