instagram model

Girls on instagram who photoshop ALL of their pictures, wear pounds of makeup and have 250k followers. They claim they're models.

Friend 1: You're a model!? Who's your agency?
Friend 2: Instagram
Friend 1: oh... So you're an instagram model, not a real one

by KGenevieve October 28, 2013

Madalynn

A Madalynn is a girl who is very unique girl who will stick by your side she is a good person to trust. Also she is one of the most prettiest girls ever.

OMG there's Madalynn she is the best friend I could ever have she is like the best sister ever.

by Mindess<3 April 17, 2019

ibm model m

The best fucking keyboard known to mankind.

Guy1: Is that an IBM model M?
Guy2: HELL YEAH (proceeds to CLACK CLACK CLACK).

by cyclist1 March 7, 2016

Modafinil alarm clock

Modafinil alarm clock is when you take 200mg of Modafinil the morning before, like around 8am. Then the main effects lasts 12 hours. You stay awake and alert. Then there's about 100mg left in your body at 8pm. You go to sleep at midnight, and instead of usually waking up at 8pm, you wake up at 5am feeling refreshed. Basically, you wake up earlier and only sleep 5 hours. Then 8 hours the next day. Then 11 hours the next day (to catch up on sleep) then back to 8 hours. If you try another Modafinil the next week, you will only sleep 5 hours the first night.

Another way Modafinil alarm clock can work is by setting up an alarm to wake up an hour before the time you want. Let's say you slept at midnight and need to wake up at 6am to get ready to leave at 8am. You set the alarm clock for 5am. You wake up groggy, drink water from a water bottle and take 200mg of Modafinil. You go back to sleep. You wake up at 5:30am or 6:00am feeling alert, refreshed, and energized. You brush your teeth, make breakfast, put on clothes, take medication (if it applies), and skip the coffee and grab some stuff and then leave and buy a soda. Modafinil is the coffee of the future!

I woke up at 8am. I took 200mg Modafinil yesterday. I stayed up during the day awake and alert and energized. I slept 5 hours and woke up at 5am feeling refreshed and energized. Taking Modafinil is better than drinking loads of coffee. Thanks Modafinil alarm clock!

I woke up to my alarm clock all groggy at 5am. I took 200mg of Modafinil. I went to bed and woke up at 6am alert, awake, and energized. This is better than caffeine. I don't need crappy no good coffee. Thanks Modafinil alarm clock!

by HawaiianPunch1 January 11, 2022

Model UN Syndrome

A serious condition where the individual, in the week after a Model United Nations trip, attempts to use a placard with his or her name on it in school to speak or feels it is acceptable to pass notes or bring motions in the classroom.

This syndrome often results in embarrassment or reprimand.

Sid: Point of Inquiry!
*raises placard*
Teacher: What?

Sid: Oh sorry, I still have Model UN Syndrome.

by srav November 23, 2009

Congressional Medal of Boner

The highest recognition given to deserving patriots of the sex industry who go beyond the call of booty, usually awarded by lawmakers (hence Congressional).

Mary Jane is awarded the Congressional Medal of Boner for her erotic deeds.

by Ibaraki-Doji January 2, 2012

Madalyn

Madalyns are usually short, surrounded by taller friends. She is very loyal. If you date a Madalyn, you better stick with her because she is pretty, fun and smart. She is shy but once you get to know her, she is very talkitive. She likes to party. She is fun.

Guy: Dude, i got a girlfriend!
Other guy: omg who?
Guy: madalyn!
Other guy: dude you're sooooo lucky!

by Not omg cholesteral November 24, 2018