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An extremely hot shit taken after eating the spiciest of Kung Pow dishes at your local Chinese restaurant. Loaded with peanuts and leaves you feeling like you shit out a curling iron.
Hey Mr. Wong your Kung Pow Chicken always make me have to shit right away but I'm going to hold this one because I know it's a Copperheaded Peanut Moccasin.
by swanballs August 30, 2010
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Knockin' Moccasins

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Indian sex (feather indians, not dot).

Otherwise known as "going native".

Both participants should be drunk, obviously.
"On our camping trip Red Sitting Bull and Amanda spent the whole time knockin' moccasins in the tee pee."

"Hey Steve, why are you wearing a feather headdress and covered in dirt?" "Oh, Pocohontas and I had some firewater and were knockin' moccasins over behind the liquor store."
by M and B September 28, 2013
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A large, particularly ill tempered snake which resides within the state Texas, and parts of Louisiana. Although its existence has never been confirmed, many reports of vicious attacks have come in from drunken fishermen all over the state. They are said to have vivid color patterns and are accompanied by a peculiar odor. They are especially prone to attacking liberals.
What is that over there in the bushes? Holy shit! that's a cottonback rattle moccasin!! Get the hell away from it man, you're a registered democrat!
by texasmustang67 September 2, 2010
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water moccasin

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A far better name for a red bull and vodka, particularly if consumed in the morning as a bracer to steady yourself after an all nighter with your buddies.
"Dude, you stink like a brewery and look terrible" "No shit sherlock. Let's hit the Pulpit for some 2 for 1 water moccasin's so I can brace myself and get going again"
by All nighter all the time March 17, 2017
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A weekly tradtion at school or anywhere that involves wearing moccasins every Friday, hence Moccasin Friday.
It's Moccasin Friday so everyone wear moccasins tomorrow.
by Joey Lopez November 4, 2007
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gut moccasin

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A long dark and foul smelling turd.
by mongo March 4, 2004
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One of the worst things you can say to someone, especially if you are losing an arguement. Once used, the victim(s) involved will instantly have their license to live revoked.
Quinn: Your mom gay

Brad: Your dad lesbian
Kevin: Your brother a mother
Yanni: Your sister a mister
Colin: Your granny a tranny
Earl: Your grandpap a trap
Devin: Your niece obese
Sal: Your cousin a water moccasin

*All but Sal's existence instantly get wiped out*
by crazysubaruL3GACYej20 February 15, 2023
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