Speed Mooching

The act of following another car traveling at a high rate of speed as to (hopefully) use them to distract any police.

I woulda been late to work if I wasn't speed mooching off that tuner Honda.

by Sqlivnlow April 15, 2019

mooching

In the UK mooching means going for a walk (usually looking for somewhere to eat) often while drunk and/or stoned.

In the US mooching is one person taking advantage of another.

(Two guys drunk in a tent in England)

John: "Where's Dave gone?"

Jack: "He went mooching off in that direction a couple of minutes ago"

(Two guys talking about friend's girlfriend in America)

John: "Dave's just bought his girlfriend a new car"

Jack: "She's just mooching off him coz he's rich"

by sthtf September 11, 2006

Mooching

Engaging in a short-term romantic encounter lasting under 10 days. Originates from the 10-day tenure of Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci as White House communications director.

"So, are you guys getting pretty serious?"
"Nah, we're just mooching."

by whyaminotapanda April 18, 2018

monching

monching is kind of more uhmmmm oOMMMM nOM nOm NOM NOm whereas munching is just a polite nomnomnom, yknow?

God was monching naturally on a herd of readily available iguanas.

by On_the_Spectrum April 2, 2023

Mooching

shopping for the purpose of shopping, or not because you need to shop for something in particular just cuz you wannna look at random stuff and buy whatever catches your eye

"we are just gonna go mooching around the shopping centres, wanna come?"

by Hagrid The second August 4, 2017

mooching without smooching

girls going out with you on a friends-only basis (or in the context of 'hanging out').

is appropriate for a first date. not so for later dates.

my friend set me up for a night of mooching without smooching with his cute sister. first night was great, but now it's starting to feel like free beers for her and blue balls for me!

by daveschappell October 30, 2010

maching

A maximum rate of speed, usually associated with skiing or biking -usually on the edge of control.

Yo Mango! did you catch Psycho and Jumbo maching straight down the gut of Lefty's Bowl?

by Broheimian Bradley March 9, 2008