mojon

a spanish word that means a big amount of torpedo shaped shit, it is very long and smells very bad

hey mi mojon esta duro y no quiere salirse de mi ano.

by Richter808 October 29, 2006

Mojon

A torpedo shaped turd name in Spanish. One of those turds that are large enough to clog the toilet.

Steve: Dude I’m sorry but I just dropped the biggest Mojon in your toilet and won’t go down.

Ramon: You better poke it with some stick and start breaking it down to smaller pieces because I don’t want my toilet clogged.

by joshwua915 April 27, 2022

Hanging Turd (Mojon Gindando)

This is the term (also used in spanish) that depicts someone always in a hurry. They are similar to someone who has to run out of the bathroom in the middle of taking a dump because they have no time to finish. Someone always in a hurry.

Jennifer: Ugh! Look at Sally, she's always in a hurry!
Jake: I know! She always has a hanging turd (mojon gindando)!

In spanish-
Jennifer: Mira! Sally siempre esta apurada!
Jake: Ay yo se! Siempre tiene un mojon gindando!

by Rckyllns June 24, 2009

mojoncito

a turdlet, (small piece of shit) derived from the Spanish slang word mojon, meaning a piece of shit.

Mira, what's the matter con yuca? How you eating those raisinettes when they look like mojoncitos.

by Leysie January 16, 2008

Mojon

Basically shit but in spanish

Friend 1: Dude I just dumped a big fat mojon

Friend 2: Feels nice bro

by BigCacaMaster69 May 9, 2020

mojón

A spanish slang word used by many caribbeans meaning feces.

Ese gordo se largo un mojón el tamaño de esa banana.
Translation: That fat man took a crap the size of that banana.

by Franklin D.Roosevelt October 4, 2005

mojonero

In Venezuela, someone who lies. See mojon, meaning number 4.

No te creo, eres un mojonero. (I don't believe you, you are a liar.)

by Billypuntove July 8, 2006