Mithras: Okay, get this - I'm the son of a god, I was born to a virgin, I taught people important things and performed miracles, and then I was executed, but came back to life!
Jesus: Hey, sounds cool. I think I'll steal that.
Mithras: Dammit, I knew I should've gotten it copyrighted!
Jesus: Hey, sounds cool. I think I'll steal that.
Mithras: Dammit, I knew I should've gotten it copyrighted!
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Get the Midhansh mug.Also called Mithraism is a religion that is a revival of the ancient Roman worship of the god Mithras.
He started out as a Persian god. And embodies the divine power of light. The religion is under the influence of Astrology, especially Hellenistic Astrology.
He is a solar deity who presides over the stars,planets, and other astronomical features of the celestial zodiac.
He was born from a rock on December 25. And his birthplace was visited by shepherds.
Mithras then goes forth to slay a bull from whom blood and semen new life emerges.
He is associated with the invisible forces of the universe.
Rituals in the religion are baptism,and communal meals.
Mithric initiates are sprinkled and purified with blood flowing from a sacrificed bull.
There are seven grades or levels in the religion. Corax,Nymphus,Miles,Leo,Perses,Heliodromus,and Pater.
He started out as a Persian god. And embodies the divine power of light. The religion is under the influence of Astrology, especially Hellenistic Astrology.
He is a solar deity who presides over the stars,planets, and other astronomical features of the celestial zodiac.
He was born from a rock on December 25. And his birthplace was visited by shepherds.
Mithras then goes forth to slay a bull from whom blood and semen new life emerges.
He is associated with the invisible forces of the universe.
Rituals in the religion are baptism,and communal meals.
Mithric initiates are sprinkled and purified with blood flowing from a sacrificed bull.
There are seven grades or levels in the religion. Corax,Nymphus,Miles,Leo,Perses,Heliodromus,and Pater.
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