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mirage

Another word for a marriage that only looks like a marriage. More often associated with an otherwise normal marriage that is plagued by the lack of sex for many reasons. A sexless marriage. It is so unbearable at times, that it seems quite unreal, even to yourself.
"They haven't had sex in over three years!"

"But they seem like such a perfect, happy couple. They're not even in their forties!"
"They do get along really well. They are best friends. It's a mirage."
by Ophelia Rose February 21, 2010
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Mirage

girl/guy thats looks good from far away, but is ugly up close
John: did you see that girl?
Tony: no was she cute?
John: i thought she was, but then i realized she was a mirage
by *Franchize* April 30, 2008
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Mirage

When a person believes that someone else is thirsty for them, but in reality they are not.
Girl 1: Did you see him looking at my booty? He is so thirsty!
Girl 2: Girl, ain't nobody looking at you with your mirages!
by ChocoLoco December 12, 2014
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When you make out with a girl. She takes you back home or vise versa and she says that she is not going to have sex with you. WHY DID WE GO BACK HOME, we could of just made out at the bar. Why do we need a bed to make out? You think your going back to get sex when it is just more of the same. It is like when you take a journey through the desert as you see water, and it only turns out to be a mirage.
Bro1: Hey you went back with that girl last night, you slam that piece?

Bro2: Na man, she fuckin miraged me, and we just made out.
by Tito890 August 24, 2011
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A hallucination, illusion conjured by the brain, resulting from prolonged exposure to extreme heat. This may consist of a water source mirage as seen by a person lost in a desert and thirsty.
Tom dragged himself forward, the demonic sun baking him dry, and spotted a shimmering blue ribbon of a river. Excited, he attempted to run towards the river but found that it was but a mirage. He cried out to the sky in anguish.
by PenguinSnowball February 13, 2018
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One and only from San Diego, CA. MirageOne.. www.MirageOne.tk
by Mirage June 10, 2003
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