minister blair

The act of a man speaking with a British accent while he performs anal sex on a woman.

Dave: Did you bone that chick Kristen last night?
Justin: Yea, she took it right in the butt.
Dave: How did you get her to do that??
Justin: She's a sucker for English dudes, so I just got her drunk and gave her the ol' minister blair.

by roofman August 11, 2009

Minister of Death

One who prays for war.

"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings."-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:

by n00b f00 October 4, 2005

Bob's Your information Minister

A homer fan who frequents a rival sports team's fan site (e.g. orangemane.com), and who:
1. Spreads optimistic lies about his own team even though the obvious evidence of massive failure has been cascading down around him and his team for decades;
2. Lives in his mother's basement (even though she lives in a trailer),
3. Has never held a steady job, unless you count buying and selling Star Wars memorabilia on eBay a steady job,
4. Has never, ever kissed a girl he isn't related to and likely never will.

You're moving to Kansas City? Dude, there nothing more pathetic than that. That's totally Bob's Your Information Minister.

by CB jeebee September 10, 2008

Mac Minister

Bay area rapper born and raised in San Francisco, CA. Most famously made a run on Americas most followin Mac Dre & Fat Tone's murders. Minister who is currently in Jail is believed to had murdered Fat Tone who was believed to have murdered Mac Dre. It is thought that "Min" killed Tone in Tone's home town of Kansas City and disposed of the body at a Las Vegas contruction site where the body was later found. From there Minister drove to Vallejo, California burnt the vehicle in which he is believe to have held the body of Fat Tone and returned to San Francisco. Following an apperance on America's most wanted Mac Minister was arrested in the Hunterz Point district of the City. Minister in the past had been featured on albums of those of the Cash Money Millionaires, E-40, The Game, Snoop Dogg and many others.

Free Mac Minister. Thizz in Paradise Mac Dre. Rest in Piss Fat Tone

by SHOWBIZ October 25, 2006

minister of cuddles

One who is drunk at a bar with a group of people and randomly disapears to the bathroom. Thus returning, the person will have a "hello my name is" sticker which says "minister of cuddles" which came from the bathroom. Typically this person has no memory of how this got on the person. No memory of how it got there or knows why they have the sticker there. After this point peopletypically will bug them returning from the bathroomand talk about the name tag for the next. 6 weeks.

Hey, we're did jared go. .. not sure. ... Oh there he is. He' went to the bathroom and now is a minister of cuddles.

by the cannoli April 19, 2013

minister of war

To have to consult you partner, Wife, Spouse about something that you know could possibly end up in a argument.

Also referred to as Minister of Finance

Person 1: Hey bro, Wanna come out to the pub tonight .
Person 2: Sure! I just have to check with the Minister of War first.

by MACKCOMM May 30, 2016

Punching the prime minister

To use the bathroom

"C'mon rigby, we got to find a way out of here!

"Wait a sec mordecai, i'm punching the prime minister...."

by Norrabal January 2, 2019