Minnetonka is a suburb of Minneapolis, MN. It is a renowned school district with the high school being the best musical theatre school in the state. It is a mostly caucasian area but is petty beast!!
by Dancermcm January 1, 2010
Get the Minnetonka mug.Minnetonka is a city in the Minneapolis Area in Minnesota. Tonka for short, this place kicks ass! All the hot girls and guys go to thier highschool, and its a pretty wealthy area. Mostly white people, other races can stand out at thier schools. Edina sucks compared to tonka, and Eden Prarie looks like a school of gang bangers compared to Tonka. Wayzatas ok.... ehhh nothing special! No hot guys! Minnetonka is known for being the best school in the state of Minnesota, with students that are all geniuses and an average grade point there is a 3.9! It rules! suck it bitches
ex. Minnetonka is soo awesome!
ex. Man, i wish i went to Minnetonka, they have everything! including a coffee shop in thier school! Caribou coffee you mofos
ex. Man, i wish i went to Minnetonka, they have everything! including a coffee shop in thier school! Caribou coffee you mofos
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Get the Lake Minnitonka mug.Is a body of water, that encompasses 14,000 acres. It is located appoximatly 15 miles from Minneapolis, Minnesota.
On a warm weekend you can find a variety of Tonka Trash, and Cougars, in oversized ( and overpriced ) vessels, which they own purely to one up their neighbors.
In Libbs bay you will find a dam that feeds Minnehaha Creek, which eventualy flows into the Mississippi River, at which point the river becomes too polluted to swim in.
Lake Minnetonka is a mostly manmade lake, which originated as several smaller lakes, which previouse generations thought would be great to be one large lake (these are also the same people who sank boats in the lake to dispose of them, brilliant). Many channels have been dug into other lakes which in turn they rename as "bays". Although Lake Minnetonka is by no means the largest lake in the state, it does have the most shoreline of any lake in the state. In turn lake shore livving comes at a premium, ( $500,000 to upwards of $50 million) and thus a generation of Tonka Trash has spawned.
On a warm weekend you can find a variety of Tonka Trash, and Cougars, in oversized ( and overpriced ) vessels, which they own purely to one up their neighbors.
In Libbs bay you will find a dam that feeds Minnehaha Creek, which eventualy flows into the Mississippi River, at which point the river becomes too polluted to swim in.
Lake Minnetonka is a mostly manmade lake, which originated as several smaller lakes, which previouse generations thought would be great to be one large lake (these are also the same people who sank boats in the lake to dispose of them, brilliant). Many channels have been dug into other lakes which in turn they rename as "bays". Although Lake Minnetonka is by no means the largest lake in the state, it does have the most shoreline of any lake in the state. In turn lake shore livving comes at a premium, ( $500,000 to upwards of $50 million) and thus a generation of Tonka Trash has spawned.
by Anti Tonka August 25, 2009
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by jbentup February 3, 2018
Get the Minnetopkins mug.BEAST! A great school. Everyone is rich, and everyone thinks their problems are worse than everyone elses. Minnetonka is good at everything though, and other cities around it are just jealous. Everyone wants to be a skipper! Excelsior is the funnest city in Minnetonka. It also has a great trail for walking, biking, and getting raped!!(jk)
dude #1: I really wish I went to Minnetonka!
dude #2: Why? I hate it here!
dude #1: Well its way better than any other school!
dude #2: Yeah, I guess your right, haha you cake eater!!
dude #2: Why? I hate it here!
dude #1: Well its way better than any other school!
dude #2: Yeah, I guess your right, haha you cake eater!!
by blahblah!10 April 28, 2011
Get the Minnetonka mug.A suburb west of Minneapolis with a school district that thinks people's hard earned tax money, that is put into EDUCATION, is best used for useless, million dollar expansions.Most of them are just to look cool. The most recent one is at Minnetonka High School, where the place is basically being made to look like a mall, it will even have a coffee shop.Minnetonka also complains about it when they don't have enough money when they are spending like there's no tommorow.
Most people who go to the high school, being mindless drones,don't realize what a huge waste of tax money it is, without stopping to think "hey, maybe minnetonka isn't the most important place in the world".
Most people who go to the high school, being mindless drones,don't realize what a huge waste of tax money it is, without stopping to think "hey, maybe minnetonka isn't the most important place in the world".
3 people that go to MHS
Person 1:hey dude did you see the construction they're doing ?!
Person 2:yeah man this is gonna be so sweet we gonna get coffee shop!
Intelligent Person:well this is just a part of the construction they are doing in the school and the district, it has to cost millions if not tens of millions of dollars, and it is tax money that they are wasting. I don't even pay taxes and this makes me really mad.
Person 1: OMG shut up retard minnetonka is amazing it so tight, I mean our team is called the skippers!
Intelligent Person: *Facepalm*
Person 1:hey dude did you see the construction they're doing ?!
Person 2:yeah man this is gonna be so sweet we gonna get coffee shop!
Intelligent Person:well this is just a part of the construction they are doing in the school and the district, it has to cost millions if not tens of millions of dollars, and it is tax money that they are wasting. I don't even pay taxes and this makes me really mad.
Person 1: OMG shut up retard minnetonka is amazing it so tight, I mean our team is called the skippers!
Intelligent Person: *Facepalm*
by yes really December 2, 2009
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