Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus

See: Stephen Harper

Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!

While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.

Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.

by ElectroPig von FökkenGrüüven May 16, 2011

Poonus Minimus

A person who gets the least poon out of everyone

Hamish is still a virgin. We should call him Poonus Minimus

by Nanizzle July 1, 2008

Clitoris Minimus

A microsized penis only found on a very few individuals of the Indian subcontinent. Many go on to become practicing dentists. It may also be found on the head region, in which it will be hidden by a overgrowth of hair.

Hey man, I like your haircu...hold up. Is that a clitoris minimus?

by StienMD July 5, 2009

barbemous minimus

The technical term for declaring a truce in a battle of barbs or wit.

They no longer traded bards, preferring instead to declare barbemous minimus.

by McRuleBreaker November 17, 2011

yeetus minimus

The minimal amount of yeeting required

Idiot: I like how we went from yeetus maximus to yeetus minimus

smart guy: isnt yeetus minimus just an average yeet?

by Hehe I cheated February 10, 2021

gluteus-minimus

Just a very small butt.

guy: "I think I need ass implants, my butt cheeks are so small it hurts to sit down!"

girl: "Don't get implants, I love your gluteus-minimus!"

by mysmallbuttcheeks January 19, 2010

Gluteus Minimus

As opposed to gluteus maximus which is the maximum of area a butt takes up. Normally so big when they site down their butt looks like a couch. With gluteus minimus it refers to small scrumptious butt on a hot chick. The butt takes up the minimum amount of area.

That gluteus minimus fits through the door.

by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023