Mingtangi Day

Mingtangi Day is a day that is reserved for the asian society of New Zealand, Much like the New Zealand holiday waitangi day on which the native inhabitants (The Moari) sit around drinking cheap beer and complaining about the white people stealing their land of them. On Mingtangi Day things are much the same. The Asian inhabitants of New Zealand sit around on the floor and eat sushi, occasionally snort wasabi but mostly complain about the whit people not letting them steal their land and laughing at their bad driving. Mingtangi Day is normally one day after Waitangi Day, this means all the non asian or maori people dont have to put up with the complaining for more than two days a year.

Trav: Mingtangi Day sucks!!

Ting-Pow Ming-Lang: YOU KICK MY DOG!!!

Trav: There are lots of asains complaining today...

by Harry_dredge February 8, 2007

mingetease

female who engages in sexual teasing of other females. female equivalent of a cock-tease.

question: will you tie me to the bed?
answer: fuck off alex, you're such a mingetease

by sassafras and moonshine April 27, 2005

mingeteasinbastard

a woman who shows you her minge but wont let you do anything to it

hey bitch your such a mingeteasinbastard

by Dan King May 2, 2007

Mingetainance

The regular occurance of performing oral sex upons ones girlgriend/lover.Tending her lady garden

my garden needs attending to. ok i'll sort out some mingetainance

by AuToPsY852 February 23, 2011

Mingtastic

A girl that is a minger therefore very ugly but has a nice personality......

Dude, that lass is so mingtastic.....

by Oliver Webster November 28, 2003

mingeaphobic

someone who is scared of vaginas

"gary was mingeaphobic, everytime he saw one he burst into tears"

by Matthewdavid April 28, 2006

mingetart

someone who is a minge and acts like a slapper

u mother fucking mingetart

by stuarto July 6, 2003