not my ministry

noun. 1. something that one will never do, no matter the circumstance
2. an action that is not one’s calling or purpose in life

Coddling the ego of a grown man is not my ministry

by Susie_Carmichael March 17, 2019

Ministry of Silly Walks

A branch of the British government, run by John Cleese, that publishes ways to walk that make you look like an idiot.

I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, but I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently, and so it takes me rather longer to get to work.

lt's not particularly silly, is it(Referring to Mr. Pudey's walk)? I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step.

Now the Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head and back again with every single step. While the Israelis... here's the coffee.

by Alex Linden May 11, 2004

manastery

a dwelling place for distinctly masculine Christian males, typically college-aged, who wish to create an environment of contemporary Christian discipleship in contrast to the values of many fraternities or other private houses of debauchery.

Next year Ben will either live in his dorm again or he may opt to live in the manastery on Foster Street.

by agile rev January 22, 2011

Ministry

An obscure 80's Synthpop group that became a mainstream 2000's Thrash metal band.

Ministry are the very definition of a band that has gone through major evolution.

by not found [Error 404] August 25, 2010

Ministry of Truth

The single most malevolent thing I've ever heard in my life. Jesus Christ....

Iam "I just don't understand why you guy have to be this way... Ministry of Truth!?"

Hym " Holy shit! Is the logo a picture of Baphomet with an Illuminati symbol floating over his head!? The is some ominous shit! I love it but WOW! The shit is evil! Like, even for me that shit is evil."

Iam "God... Why?"

by Hym Iam April 30, 2022

Ministry

A synth pop group from the early 80's that ended up going in a completely different direction, becoming one of the greatest Industrial metal bands ever by the late 80's and early 90's. Trent Reznor from Nine Inch Nails would later rip them off when he created the Broken album.

by MeBabyMe July 23, 2003

Ministry of Magic

1. The wizarding version of the British government in the Harry Potter book series.
2. A Wizard Rock or Wrock band.

1. 'The Ministry of Magic are clueless about Sirius Black's whereabouts.'
'Tell me about it!'

2. 'Did you catch the Ministry of Magic at Portus?'
'Yeah! They were amazing!'

by Stella. x December 9, 2008