The shriveled form a person's pecker (a penis) takes after taking a quick dip in a cold body of water like a freshwater lake or after taking an ice bath. The penis, to a man's horror, retreats in size to almost the point where it is unrecognizable (worst case scenario a raisin). The effects of a millimeter peter can range from a mild decrease in self confidence to extreme panic.
*Two runners after getting out of an ice bath*
Robbie: "Jesus Christos that was cold! I cant feel anything!"
Gabe: "Dude I know! Hollup I gotta do a damage control check. Hopefully everything is ok down there..:
*Gabe looks down in his drawers*
Gabe" "My God!"
Robbie: "What is it bro!?"
Gabe: "I got a millimeter peter...There goes my dream of becoming the next Ron Jeremy..."
Robbie: "Well shit man..."
Robbie: "Jesus Christos that was cold! I cant feel anything!"
Gabe: "Dude I know! Hollup I gotta do a damage control check. Hopefully everything is ok down there..:
*Gabe looks down in his drawers*
Gabe" "My God!"
Robbie: "What is it bro!?"
Gabe: "I got a millimeter peter...There goes my dream of becoming the next Ron Jeremy..."
Robbie: "Well shit man..."
by A_Real_GEE December 14, 2013
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by Simon Chiang November 10, 2017
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Danny: Hi, wanna fawk?
Chick: No.
Danny: Wai =O
Chick: What's there to fuck? Your one-milimeter peter?
Danny: ...Yes =*(
Chick: You got a little one, darling.
Danny: *starts cuttin' himself*
Chick: Silly rabbit.
Chick: No.
Danny: Wai =O
Chick: What's there to fuck? Your one-milimeter peter?
Danny: ...Yes =*(
Chick: You got a little one, darling.
Danny: *starts cuttin' himself*
Chick: Silly rabbit.
by Michellers February 23, 2009
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Everyone has a millimeter monster until puberty.
I heard that guy got dumped because of his millimeter monster.
I heard that guy got dumped because of his millimeter monster.
by JAC7272 April 28, 2014
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1 kilometer =100,000 centimeters (cm)
Average Penis Size is 13.12cm. (5.16 inches)
100,000cm / 13.12cm= 7,621.95
There is approximately 7,622 dicks in a Kilometer
*Fun thing to say when online gaming*
1 kilometer =100,000 centimeters (cm)
Average Penis Size is 13.12cm. (5.16 inches)
100,000cm / 13.12cm= 7,621.95
There is approximately 7,622 dicks in a Kilometer
*Fun thing to say when online gaming*
Your Mother has a Kilometer of Cock twice a week!
Sally Sue is on a quest to achieve her ‘Kilometer of Cock’ trophy!
Sally Sue is on a quest to achieve her ‘Kilometer of Cock’ trophy!
by NobeeCares September 13, 2023
Get the Kilometer of Cock mug.A VERY small itty bitty penis, typically attached to the body of irritating men named Ethan, Ethans are the DEFINITION of tiny dick, and will most likely NEVER please a Women sexually… because of his VERY SMALL PENIS!
Brad: Wow, what the Hell is that between Ethans legs it looks as if a rat and and anteater had a child that died at the young age of 4 months
Jimathy: I think that’s supposed to be a penis?
Brad: REALLY!!?? ITS SO SMALLLL!
Jimathy: Yah when it’s that small people call it a Millimeter Defeater, poor Ethan, he will NEVER be able to please a bitch in bed. :(
Jimathy: I think that’s supposed to be a penis?
Brad: REALLY!!?? ITS SO SMALLLL!
Jimathy: Yah when it’s that small people call it a Millimeter Defeater, poor Ethan, he will NEVER be able to please a bitch in bed. :(
by my name is my name duh. November 22, 2021
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The milonster is terrible at Call of Duty.
by NosajM January 26, 2017
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