millimeter peter

millimeter peter- brandt

wow he’s got such a brandt aka a millimeter peter

millimeter peter by millimeter peter January 6, 2021

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Millimeter Peter

Millimeter Peter, also known as your local drug dealer, is defined as the smallest pecker known to man. You can find one of these if you look around the corners of your city! You can usually find one by homeless shelters or in some random woman's mothers house!

"Never thought that he'd have a millimeter Peter!"
"I was so disappointed when his pants came down and in all his glory, a millimeter peter stared back at me."

Millimeter Peter by thebrddd November 21, 2023

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Millimeter peter eater

A person, one millimeter in height, whom consumes male genitalia.

Dude, Jimmy, your new friend Steven is pretty short. He's like only one millimeter tall, and he keeps biting my peter. Oh ya, don't worry about him, he's just a millimeter peter eater.

Millimeter peter eater by Daniel M. Baker March 23, 2008

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one-milimeter peter

a dude with a very small pee-pee that tries to front that he has a BIG one...but doesn't (-__-)

Danny: Hi, wanna fawk?
Chick: No.
Danny: Wai =O
Chick: What's there to fuck? Your one-milimeter peter?
Danny: ...Yes =*(
Chick: You got a little one, darling.
Danny: *starts cuttin' himself*
Chick: Silly rabbit.

one-milimeter peter by Michellers February 23, 2009