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Millennial Seal 

A millennial social justice warrior who has infiltrated one of the most elite combat units in the modern world, the US Navy Seals. Demanding inclusion via lowering of standards in the name of "equality" the Millennial Seal has no understanding of combat and thus easily gets triggered when under such circumstances. When real Seals perform their jobs and usually also pulling the weight of a MS (Millennial Seal) said MS will cry foul and claim their team mate has now committed war crimes. Thus creating a nightmare for the real Seal to have to deal with, while the MS sits smugly behind the scenes knowing their social justice warrior ways were acknowledged.
Pat the Millennial Seal was so triggered that his US Navy Seal team mate Chris didn't alarm and then wait for the enemy combatant to pull their gun and get the first shot in, that he told the media Chris committed vile war crimes.
Millennial Seal by Dogler February 6, 2019
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millennial speedball

dude whatever happened to jack
he spends all day in his room on reddit these days because he's too afraid to face the world
oh yeah like a lot of our old pals...caught in the millennial speedball

Millenial's Syndrome 

People who typically suffer from MS may be known to be afraid or intimidated of answering a phone call or video chatting. MS carriers seem to be okay with only texting to be sure to utilize sarcasm and tone to be conveyed on a box woth letters in it.
My gf caught Millenial's Syndrome so I called it off.
Millenial's Syndrome by Rotussin November 15, 2019

millennial sandwich 

On the flight over, I had to sit in a millennial sandwich.
millennial sandwich by Protius July 24, 2019

millennial silence

A point in a conversation where the talking fades and everyone goes on their phones for a period of time until someone finds something to talk about again
During lunch at school one can expect there to be at least 2-3 millennial silences each time

Millennial Spliff 

When somebody simultaneously hits an e-cigarette and a dab pen
Millennial Spliff by bdan-313 September 24, 2019

Millennial Spliff 

Hitting a juul and a dab pen at the same time
Bro that millennial spliff got me faded
Millennial Spliff by TheShlow October 1, 2019