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Hillbilly brandy

Moonshine distilled with much fruit and aged.
The hillbilly brandy was from the McCrory brothers down the lane by the trace.
Hillbilly brandy by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

Hillbilly Highball 

A mix of crack, bath salts and 13 liquified slim Jim’s.
Steve “life’s just so boring last night I watch ballers and did a mix of crack, bathsalts and 13 liquified slim Jim’s”

Sponsor: “ohh you fell of the deep end and did a hillbilly highball”
Hillbilly Highball by Milkycunt69 January 27, 2019

Hillbilly champagne 

White Lightning moonshine made with fruit flavors, popular for celebration.
The McCrory wedding featured all the peach and cherry hillbilly champagne you could drink! YEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAAAW!!!

Afternoon Hillbilly 

Getting drunk, loud, and obnoxious during the afternoon daylight hours and talking lots of trash with violence usually happening as well, often domestic. Common in urban white environments like east Dayton, Ohio where ethnic Appalachian white trash abound.
Holy fuck Jerry put on an afternoon hillbilly today and beat his bitch right before CSI came on.

Hillbilly Brothers 

Two guys who have had sex with the same cousin.
At the Jackson family reunion, Hank and Jim found out they had both banged cousin Mary Beth, making them Hillbilly Brothers.

At the SEC Championship Football game, cousin Abigail revealed to Cody and Dustin that, after this past weekend, they were now Hillbilly Brothers.
Hillbilly Brothers by Biden2020 December 8, 2016

hillbilly peleton

a group of hillbillys riding bicycles together. derigor clothing for this peleton are a beanie, clothing advertising football or beer,trackie dacks, an unkempt long goatee is compulsory for males (but optional for females)as is the cigarette for both genders. bikes must not be worth more than a slab (of beer aka carton) extra style points awarded for bikes from the tip or from dubious legal origins (stolen)
i saw a purdy hillbilly peleton ride past my place this morning they were humming an acca dacca song