Milk Dud

When you put a dab in the tip of your dick and cum into your nail for a milky hit from your rig.

I burnt my dick doing this milk dud but I'm so high I can't even feel it yet.

by Boner negro July 26, 2019

milk dud

A cow that no longer gives milk.

Previously a top producer on the ranch, that Geraldine is now a certified milk dud.

by Prarie Sequin March 5, 2010

Milk Dud

A synonym to Shooting Blanks used to explain when the male ejaculates without any sperm being present.

"I shot a Milk dud" "He shot a Milk Dud"

by matt.gentry March 7, 2015

milk duds

When a guy sucks the milk out of a pregnant womans tits.

That dirty bastard went home and sucked on his old lady's milk duds

by titf*uck March 13, 2009

Milk Dud

Those small pebble like turd droppings that float around in the toilet water or possibly in your pants. Similar to dingle balls

Oh man, I tried to fart and blew out a couple a milk duds instead.

by outonbail October 20, 2003

Milk duds

When a pregnant woman's breasts are so engorged that no milk will come out.

After my son was born I had 2 milk duds.

by McDoodlefee July 7, 2021

milk duds

when a guy gets milk all over his balls due to a spill or dipping.

Guy: Awww, you spilled milk all down my balls.
Girl: Haha, milk duds.

by milky balls January 25, 2011